Jesus is a terrorist.

[Chinaski]

I always knew it. It was just a matter of time before he gave himself away.

[Animavore]

Fatal flaw: Jesus was a Jew. He would look more like a rabbi than a towel head. America is in bed with Israel. Jesus is safe enough.

[FedUpWithFaith]

Reminds me of a bit I've been working on for my stand-up comedy act.

I'll bet Jesus doesn't have a visa either. He's fucked.

Imagine Jesus (not the blond-blue-eyed version) going through airport security. Under x-ray scanning he'd look like the Shroud of Turin.

And he might be wearing explosive Depends. Get out the dogs!

[charlou]

Very good.

[Chinaski]