So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

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So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by Pappa » Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:05 pm

I think.... if we all killed 7 religious people each, we'd be cool. Maybe 6 each if we left the Buddhists. What do you think?
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by cowiz » Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:07 pm

You heard it people - our admin and beloved leader calls you to arms!
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by Pappa » Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:10 pm

pawiz wrote:You heard it people - our admin and beloved leader calls you to arms!
They don't call me Pappa Doc for nothing.

Listen, I know many of you are kind of not cool with murder.... but once we've got through our quota of 6-7 each, there'll never be a need to kill anyone else (except the occasional Born Again) - but with good education, we could sort that out. Plus, we'd be fixing overpopulation and global warming too, so on balance it would be the ethical thing to do.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:11 pm

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pawiz wrote:You heard it people - our admin and beloved leader calls you to arms!
They don't call me Pappa Doc for nothing.

Listen, I know many of you are kind of not cool with murder.... but once we've got through our quota of 6-7 each, there'll never be a need to kill anyone else (except the occasional Born Again) - but with good education, we could sort that out. Plus, we'd be fixing overpopulation and global warming too, so on balance it would be the ethical thing to do.
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Post by Ayaan » Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:13 pm

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pawiz wrote:You heard it people - our admin and beloved leader calls you to arms!
They don't call me Pappa Doc for nothing.

Listen, I know many of you are kind of not cool with murder.... but once we've got through our quota of 6-7 each, there'll never be a need to kill anyone else (except the occasional Born Again) - but with good education, we could sort that out. Plus, we'd be fixing overpopulation and global warming too, so on balance it would be the ethical thing to do.
I take care of Ayaan quota. :read:
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Post by normal » Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:17 pm

We've been through this before. I think if we do it at the same time there'll only be the need to kill one each. I think they'll get the message pretty quickly.
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Post by Pappa » Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:18 pm

Obviously, you'd be free to eat them if you so chose.
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Post by cowiz » Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:19 pm

I can't be arsed. I'll wait for the rapture to get rid of the fuckers.
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by maiforpeace » Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:20 pm

Ayaan wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Pappa wrote:
pawiz wrote:You heard it people - our admin and beloved leader calls you to arms!
They don't call me Pappa Doc for nothing.

Listen, I know many of you are kind of not cool with murder.... but once we've got through our quota of 6-7 each, there'll never be a need to kill anyone else (except the occasional Born Again) - but with good education, we could sort that out. Plus, we'd be fixing overpopulation and global warming too, so on balance it would be the ethical thing to do.
I take care of Ayaan quota. :read:
Thank you, dear. :smooch:

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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:21 pm

maiforpeace wrote:
Ayaan wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Pappa wrote:
pawiz wrote:You heard it people - our admin and beloved leader calls you to arms!
They don't call me Pappa Doc for nothing.

Listen, I know many of you are kind of not cool with murder.... but once we've got through our quota of 6-7 each, there'll never be a need to kill anyone else (except the occasional Born Again) - but with good education, we could sort that out. Plus, we'd be fixing overpopulation and global warming too, so on balance it would be the ethical thing to do.
I take care of Ayaan quota. :read:
Thank you, dear. :smooch:

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:21 pm

Pappa wrote:Obviously, you'd be free to eat them if you so chose.
I just want their wine and crackers.
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by Feck » Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:22 pm

One just one :nono: That seems silly what happens if you only use one bullet but they are all in a line (at church for example) ,I wouldn't what to get in trouble for exceeding my quota :ask:
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Re: So... the First Great Atheist Holy War, who's up for it?

Post by Pappa » Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:24 pm

Feck wrote:One just one :nono: That seems silly what happens if you only use one bullet but they are all in a line (at church for example) ,I wouldn't what to get in trouble for exceeding my quota :ask:
Well obviously, we wouldn't punish you all that much if you exceeded your quota by an order of magnitude or two.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:26 pm

Feck wrote:One just one :nono: That seems silly what happens if you only use one bullet but they are all in a line (at church for example) ,I wouldn't what to get in trouble for exceeding my quota :ask:
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