This is an IF question, so don't think of this too deeply.
Would you convert to Satanism, Christianity, or not convert at all and believe in both of them but follow neither?If God and Lucifer Existed...
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If God and Lucifer Existed...
... which side would you convert to? Since you obviously can't be an atheist anymore since you know they exist...
This is an IF question, so don't think of this too deeply. Would you convert to Satanism, Christianity, or not convert at all and believe in both of them but follow neither?
This is an IF question, so don't think of this too deeply.
Would you convert to Satanism, Christianity, or not convert at all and believe in both of them but follow neither?2 hawt 4 lyfe
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Re: If God and Lucifer Existed...
I'd tell them both to just fuck off and leave me alone. 
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
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It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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Re: If God and Lucifer Existed...
Really? I haven't met her since I was last reincarnated! How is she?Feck wrote:Lucy is my friend
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Re: If God and Lucifer Existed...
Mike has the right idea here.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gnQz32c ... PL&index=6[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gnQz32c ... PL&index=6[/youtube]
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Re: If God and Lucifer Existed...
Will program for money. Who's gonna make the better offer, the Big Cheese 
, or Old Nick 
?
, or Old Nick ?God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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Re: If God and Lucifer Existed...
My position is they can both fuck off.
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Re: If God and Lucifer Existed...
That was mine as well (see earlier), but if they've got serious money ...Gawdzilla wrote:My position is they can both fuck off.
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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Re: If God and Lucifer Existed...
I'm not cheap, but I'm easy.klr wrote:That was mine as well (see earlier), but if they've got serious money ...Gawdzilla wrote:My position is they can both fuck off.
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Re: If God and Lucifer Existed...
The guy who played Jesus was fuckin' HOT.Gawdzilla wrote:Mike has the right idea here.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gnQz32c ... PL&index=6[/youtube]
But that was funny.
I love Mr. Deity.2 hawt 4 lyfe
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I have high standards. I won't work for just any old supernatural being. It's not just money, they've got to be of unimpeachable character.Gawdzilla wrote:I'm not cheap, but I'm easy.klr wrote:That was mine as well (see earlier), but if they've got serious money ...Gawdzilla wrote:My position is they can both fuck off.
So I'm afraid God is going to have a bit of a problem based on his track record.
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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Re: If God and Lucifer Existed...
You know you can't trust the Devil, that sets things level right away.klr wrote:I have high standards. I won't work for just any old supernatural being. It's not just money, they've got to be of unimpeachable character.Gawdzilla wrote:I'm not cheap, but I'm easy.klr wrote:That was mine as well (see earlier), but if they've got serious money ...Gawdzilla wrote:My position is they can both fuck off.
So I'm afraid God is going to have a bit of a problem based on his track record.
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Gawdzilla wrote:You know you can't trust the Devil, that sets things level right away.klr wrote:I have high standards. I won't work for just any old supernatural being. It's not just money, they've got to be of unimpeachable character.Gawdzilla wrote:I'm not cheap, but I'm easy.klr wrote:That was mine as well (see earlier), but if they've got serious money ...Gawdzilla wrote:My position is they can both fuck off.
So I'm afraid God is going to have a bit of a problem based on his track record.
Trust maybe not but a contract is contract
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That's just propaganda spread by God.Gawdzilla wrote:You know you can't trust the Devil, that sets things level right away.klr wrote:I have high standards. I won't work for just any old supernatural being. It's not just money, they've got to be of unimpeachable character.Gawdzilla wrote:I'm not cheap, but I'm easy.klr wrote:That was mine as well (see earlier), but if they've got serious money ...Gawdzilla wrote:My position is they can both fuck off.
So I'm afraid God is going to have a bit of a problem based on his track record.
Damn straight. And the Devil should know all about contracts, as he has all the lawyers.Feck wrote:Gawdzilla wrote: ...
You know you can't trust the Devil, that sets things level right away.
Trust maybe not but a contract is contract
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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Re: If God and Lucifer Existed...
You can't beat the Man. He also has the Son of Man on his side.
Plus the other side is 'fallen'. Seems like the stakes are stacked in favour of the good guys. I'm with them.
Plus the other side is 'fallen'. Seems like the stakes are stacked in favour of the good guys. I'm with them.
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