You guys ready for the 21st?

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You guys ready for the 21st?

Post by Rum » Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:33 pm

The Rapture happens next week!

Look! Says so here! REPENT! (and quick!)

http://home.flash.net/~evt/rapture.htm

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Re: You guys ready for the 21st?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:37 pm

Rum wrote:The Rapture happens next week!

Look! Says so here! REPENT! (and quick!)

http://home.flash.net/~evt/rapture.htm
The most frightening thing about that site is at the bottom. (For a cheap high, scroll down as fast as possible.)
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Re: You guys ready for the 21st?

Post by AshtonBlack » Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:01 pm

What is THAT shit!!! Someone needs some SERIOUS mental health care.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:04 pm

AshtonBlack wrote:What is THAT shit!!! Someone needs some SERIOUS mental health care.
It's a great site! If you want to show somebody what a site should NOT have, there's everything on one HUGE page.
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Post by AshtonBlack » Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:08 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
AshtonBlack wrote:What is THAT shit!!! Someone needs some SERIOUS mental health care.
It's a great site! If you want to show somebody what a site should NOT have, there's everything on one HUGE page.
It's fucking evil, is what it is. FFS, I had just eaten!

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Post by Ayaan » Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:15 am

It hurted my eyes! :cry:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:16 am

Ayaan wrote:It hurted my eyes! :cry:
There are 20 more pages just like it. Including one that predicts Bush will be assassinated before he leaves office.
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Post by Animavore » Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:19 am

FFS. Not again. That's the third rapture this year.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:22 am

Animavore wrote:FFS. Not again. That's the third rapture this year.
You'd think we'd be immune by now.
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Re: You guys ready for the 21st?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:24 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Animavore wrote:FFS. Not again. That's the third rapture this year.
You'd think we'd be immune by now.
I truss we can deal with raptures?
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Re: You guys ready for the 21st?

Post by Ace » Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:29 am

So da world is going to end according to fully grown adults who run around screaming "were all gonna die? Well now seems like a good time for it. Just when they can't get any crazier...or can they? :think: Is there a limit to how crazy one can be? :dono:

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Re: You guys ready for the 21st?

Post by Azathoth » Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:30 am

I'm wondering if there is a special school that they send nutters to to learn how to make sites that look like that
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.

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Re: You guys ready for the 21st?

Post by Animavore » Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:30 am

Gawdzilla wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
Animavore wrote:FFS. Not again. That's the third rapture this year.
You'd think we'd be immune by now.
I truss we can deal with raptures?
I can't wait for the rapture. I'm going to go war with Satan. I never liked that do-gooder Jesus.
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Re: You guys ready for the 21st?

Post by tattuchu » Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:32 am

Splendid :D

People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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Re: You guys ready for the 21st?

Post by FBM » Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:37 am

I found the site to be quite informative. For example:
Surrender means "you give up."
Who knew??

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