She thought she'd seen this on the back of my wife's car:
"Look again," says wifey with a bit of a smirk.
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Fishful thinking
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Fishful thinking
My wife started a new job recently and appears to be working alongside one minor wooist. The pair of them were walking back to their cars when my wife's colleague suddenly spouted, "Oh, you're one of us!"
She thought she'd seen this on the back of my wife's car:
"Look again," says wifey with a bit of a smirk.
FTW:
She thought she'd seen this on the back of my wife's car:
"Look again," says wifey with a bit of a smirk.
FTW:
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Re: Fishful thinking
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
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I saw a really brilliant one on a car once. It was a xtian fish, skewered on a trident. Fucking brilliant but I have never seen it online anywhere! 
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Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I saw a really brilliant one on a car once. It was a xtian fish, skewered on a trident. Fucking brilliant but I have never seen it online anywhere!
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Yep. That's what I get. I have a feeling it was custom made - but it looked like a really good job.Gawdzilla wrote:Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I saw a really brilliant one on a car once. It was a xtian fish, skewered on a trident. Fucking brilliant but I have never seen it online anywhere!Trigger Warning!!!1! :
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
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This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
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Re: Fishful thinking
Let me see what some of the local gunsmiths can come up with. One of them is a Norse god junkie and HATES xtians. He's as crazy as they are, but a lot more fun. He makes his own mead.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Yep. That's what I get. I have a feeling it was custom made - but it looked like a really good job.Gawdzilla wrote:Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I saw a really brilliant one on a car once. It was a xtian fish, skewered on a trident. Fucking brilliant but I have never seen it online anywhere!Trigger Warning!!!1! :
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Re: Fishful thinking
Try writing to Evolve Fish. I met them at the AAI convention this year, and they told me that there were tons of different ones, they just couldn't carry them all. They may be able to find it for you.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I saw a really brilliant one on a car once. It was a xtian fish, skewered on a trident. Fucking brilliant but I have never seen it online anywhere!
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