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Have you seen this hot Tourist news?

Post by The Dawktor » Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:19 am

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20091125/tu ... 23e80.html

Dry news day or what? :doh: :funny:
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Post by Feck » Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:22 am

" Jesus's shoe has not turned up." Follow the Gourd !!! :funny:
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Post by klr » Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:24 am

So that's what he did during the missing years. I still prefer John Prine's take on this:

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Post by klr » Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:30 am

Jesus at Glastonbury ... just think of the possibilities. :levi:
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Post by The Dawktor » Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:37 am

"If somebody was wanting to learn about the spirituality and thinking not just of the Jews but also the classical and Greek world he would have to come to Britain, which was the centre of learning at the time. But there is nothing specific by way of archaeological finds; Jesus's shoe has not turned up."

Britain was the centre of learning in the year 0025- you heard it here first folks- those Romans knew nothing- apparently- what did they give us after all??? :what:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Nov 26, 2009 2:14 pm

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Post by maiforpeace » Thu Nov 26, 2009 2:16 pm

I always love how they call them 'documentaries' instead of what they really are. :roll:
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Post by The Dawktor » Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:14 pm

maiforpeace wrote:I always love how they call them 'documentaries' instead of what they really are. :roll:
'Seminal moments in the history of factual broadcasting'???? :dono: :dono: :dono:
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Post by maiforpeace » Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:18 pm

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maiforpeace wrote:I always love how they call them 'documentaries' instead of what they really are. :roll:
'Seminal moments in the history of factual broadcasting'???? :dono: :dono: :dono:
I was referring more to the subject - stories about Jesus. :hehe:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:47 pm

And the follow on documentary: "Jesus, the Alcatraz Years."
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Post by Azathoth » Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:35 pm

klr wrote:Jesus at Glastonbury ... just think of the possibilities. :levi:
There are always thousands of guys who look like jesus at Glasto :read:
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:31 am

Here are the key bits they missed from the statement of truth.

"The concrete evidence is this reference by St Augustine ... ", writing 600 years after Jesus was allegedly born, having heard a local legend, "... that at Glastonbury there was a small building or church that was put up by Jesus, ..." that he built to commemorate himself, and thus presumably the first ever Christian church, "... built by the hand of the Lord himself ..." because he had nothing better to do while on his trip to the UK". But the medieval Glastonbury Abbey has been built on top of it."

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