OK.... if we all killed one each...

[Pappa]

OK.... if we all killed one religious person each and ate them (for environmental reasons) surely the world would be a better place?

How many would we need to eat each to rid the word of religion?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

OK.... if we all killed one religious person each and ate them (for environmental reasons) surely the world would be a better place?

How many would we need to eat each to rid the word of religion?

Dibs on Tokyo.

[Drewish]

OK.... if we all killed one religious person each and ate them (for environmental reasons) surely the world would be a better place?

How many would we need to eat each to rid the word of religion?

I call the Jews. Kosher meat is the best!

Plus this recipe sounds delicious.

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

What to far on the side of 'dark humor" for this forum?

[Pappa]

# Christianity: 2.1 billion
# Islam: 1.5 billion
# Secular/Nonreligious/Agnostic/Atheist: 1.1 billion
# Hinduism: 900 million
# Chinese traditional religion: 394 million
# Buddhism: 376 million
# primal-indigenous: 300 million
# African Traditional & Diasporic: 100 million
# Sikhism: 23 million
# Juche: 19 million
# Spiritism: 15 million
# Judaism: 14 million
# Baha'i: 7 million
# Jainism: 4.2 million
# Shinto: 4 million
# Cao Dai: 4 million
# Zoroastrianism: 2.6 million
# Tenrikyo: 2 million
# Neo-Paganism: 1 million
# Unitarian-Universalism: 800 thousand
# Rastafarianism: 600 thousand
# Scientology: 500 thousand

If we all ate about 6 religious people each.... we'd be sorted. Plus we'd also halve the population problem.

[Azathoth]

Can't I just kill all the scientologists and build a big bonfire. We can still eat the bits around the edges but saves time.

[Pappa]

Can't I just kill all the scientologists and build a big bonfire. We can still eat the bits around the edges but saves time.

Burning them would be pleasant too.

[maiforpeace]

# Christianity: 2.1 billion
# Islam: 1.5 billion
# Secular/Nonreligious/Agnostic/Atheist: 1.1 billion
# Hinduism: 900 million
# Chinese traditional religion: 394 million
# Buddhism: 376 million
# primal-indigenous: 300 million
# African Traditional & Diasporic: 100 million
# Sikhism: 23 million
# Juche: 19 million
# Spiritism: 15 million
# Judaism: 14 million
# Baha'i: 7 million
# Jainism: 4.2 million
# Shinto: 4 million
# Cao Dai: 4 million
# Zoroastrianism: 2.6 million
# Tenrikyo: 2 million
# Neo-Paganism: 1 million
# Unitarian-Universalism: 800 thousand
# Rastafarianism: 600 thousand
# Scientology: 500 thousand

If we all ate about 6 religious people each.... we'd be sorted. Plus we'd also have the population problem.

My order is in for 4 Buddhists and 2 Jainists, they're probably the closest thing to grass-fed.

[charlou]

My order is in for 4 Buddhists and 2 Jainists, they're probably the closest thing to grass-fed.

In that case I'd have thought the Rastas ...

[Pappa]

If we all ate about 6 religious people each.... we'd be sorted. Plus we'd also have the population problem.

My order is in for 4 Buddhists and 2 Jainists, they're probably the closest thing to grass-fed.

In that case I'd have thought the Rastas ...

[Bella Fortuna]

I'll take a #5 Zoroastrian special to go, please... sounds exotic and spicy.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Hindus for me - I likez curryz!

[angrychimp]

To an outsider with no understanding of rationalia humour, this would be one disturbing read.

[Bella Fortuna]

To an outsider with no understanding of rationalia humour, this would be one disturbing read.

I will sleep well tonight knowing this.

[charlou]

To an outsider with no understanding of rationalia humour, this would be one disturbing read.

I will sleep well tonight knowing this.

Another one for the Wiki page.

[VonMushroom]

You know, they say "you're what you eat"??

It's a conspiracy! Arrrr!