God sucks Christian do-gooder out plane window

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Re: God sucks Christian do-gooder out plane window

Post by Tero » Sat Apr 21, 2018 5:25 pm

Republican governors take care of that, no role for god. Our governor keeps 20 men on death row even though we currenrly have no tools to execute them. Oklahoma was going to use nitrogen. Why not car exhaust, it’s quicker!

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Post by laklak » Sat Apr 21, 2018 5:30 pm

Exhaust fumes, I like it. Could put them in the trunk of the governor's car and run a hose into it. I'm just popping down to the store for a 6 pack, put the fucker in the trunk.
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Sat Apr 21, 2018 5:32 pm

Tero wrote:Republican governors take care of that, no role for god. Our governor keeps 20 men on death row even though we currenrly have no tools to execute them. Oklahoma was going to use nitrogen. Why not car exhaust, it’s quicker!
The nazi's did that.



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Post by mistermack » Sat Apr 21, 2018 7:47 pm

Tero wrote:Republican governors take care of that, no role for god. Our governor keeps 20 men on death row even though we currenrly have no tools to execute them. Oklahoma was going to use nitrogen. Why not car exhaust, it’s quicker!
And probably more humane.
Nitrogen presumably kills by asphyxiation, which is extremely distressing.
CO puts you to sleep, and then kills you, after you drift off.

I know which I'd choose.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Apr 22, 2018 2:47 am

God works in mysterious ways. :prof:
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Post by Gord » Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:27 am

Whenever God closes an airplane door, he opens an airplane window.
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Post by JimC » Mon Apr 23, 2018 6:54 am

Does Gord move on mysterious ways, or are his movements utterly predictable by the physical laws that govern our universe?
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Re: God sucks Christian do-gooder out plane window

Post by pErvinalia » Mon Apr 23, 2018 6:57 am

(S)he's an owl. They have an extraordinary ability to fly while keeping their head perfectly still (relative to their body, you relativityists!!). I'd say that counts as moving in mysterious ways..
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Re: God sucks Christian do-gooder out plane window

Post by Svartalf » Mon Apr 23, 2018 9:39 am

JimC wrote:Does Gord move on mysterious ways, or are his movements utterly predictable by the physical laws that govern our universe?
is brownian movement predictable?
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