God sucks Christian do-gooder out plane window

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God sucks Christian do-gooder out plane window

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Post by Forty Two » Wed Apr 18, 2018 2:20 pm

It's all part of a divine plan.
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Post by NineBerry » Wed Apr 18, 2018 2:36 pm

Forty Two wrote:It's all part of a divine plane.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Apr 18, 2018 2:45 pm

:hehe:
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Post by JimC » Wed Apr 18, 2018 8:33 pm

Just when I thought I'd got rid of my fear of flying... :?
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Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Apr 18, 2018 9:01 pm

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Re: God sucks Christian do-gooder out plane window

Post by Tero » Wed Apr 18, 2018 9:04 pm

Just don't fly any airplanes built by Boeing or Airbus. I hear Bombardier makes nice little safe planes:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombardier_Aerospace
Hmm, there are the same letter in front of the engine model:
The early build aircraft were equipped with two General Electric CF34-8C1 engines
Well, some of them even have propellers, a handy way to stay up there!
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Post by Feck » Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:29 pm

God kicks with both feet and keeps his shoes clean .
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Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:58 am

It's time to seriously look at dirigibles as an alternative for short haul flights.
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Post by JimC » Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:59 am

Hot air, Brian?

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Post by cronus » Thu Apr 19, 2018 5:43 am

God was using windows. What else is new? :read:
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Post by JimC » Thu Apr 19, 2018 6:14 am

I am reliably told he uses Apple Macs... :tea:

The devil, on the other hand, is definitely a windows user...
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Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Apr 19, 2018 8:25 am

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Post by Rum » Thu Apr 19, 2018 8:55 am

That god guy - amazing that he can suck you off from OUTSIDE the plane!

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Re: God sucks Christian do-gooder out plane window

Post by mistermack » Sat Apr 21, 2018 5:10 pm

Why is it that an act of God only takes the nice people?

You very rarely read about absolute bastards dying.

Apart from people on death row, and god can't take the credit for that.
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