Holy Water.
Holy Water.
Holy Water
Which is made by talking to ordinary water.
Priest: "Er.. Hello, ordinary water. I'm going to talk to you using Holy Words and I may wave my hands around a bit as well. After I'm finished you will be a different water. You will have the power to combat the devil and get rid of evil spirits."
HW: “Why can’t you do all that?”
Priest: “Er.. mm.. Well, that’s what I made you for. I then add you to a lot of ordinary water in a large stone bowl called a Font.”
HW: “Won’t I get diluted – er, loose some of my power?”
Priest: “Oh, no. Any water that you are added to will automatically become Holy and have the same powers as you.”
HW: “If you clean the Font do you have to de-holify me?”
Priest: “Not necessarily. I just pour you away somewhere.”
HW: “So that means I can mix with lots more ordinary water and make that Holy as well. Erm… If that is the case then, that means that I only need to be made once and you can use what you call ordinary water since it will all be Holy.”
Priest: (Deafening silence ensued)
Which is made by talking to ordinary water.
Priest: "Er.. Hello, ordinary water. I'm going to talk to you using Holy Words and I may wave my hands around a bit as well. After I'm finished you will be a different water. You will have the power to combat the devil and get rid of evil spirits."
HW: “Why can’t you do all that?”
Priest: “Er.. mm.. Well, that’s what I made you for. I then add you to a lot of ordinary water in a large stone bowl called a Font.”
HW: “Won’t I get diluted – er, loose some of my power?”
Priest: “Oh, no. Any water that you are added to will automatically become Holy and have the same powers as you.”
HW: “If you clean the Font do you have to de-holify me?”
Priest: “Not necessarily. I just pour you away somewhere.”
HW: “So that means I can mix with lots more ordinary water and make that Holy as well. Erm… If that is the case then, that means that I only need to be made once and you can use what you call ordinary water since it will all be Holy.”
Priest: (Deafening silence ensued)
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holy water is most useful when playing role playing games, very hurtful to fiends and undead...
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They should just drop one vile of holy water into the ocean. After few weeks or so all accessible water on the planet should be holy. Perhaps not bore water... that might need special treatment.
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So Holy water is the godly equivalent of Ice 9?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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They should bottle Katy Perry's bath water. I'd buy it.
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Tell me about it. I'd crawl across a mile of broken glass to sniff the hubcaps of the laundry truck that delivers her knickers.
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I can turn wine into water.
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The Ganges River, the Totally Holy River of India!
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I've been at that ghat (it's in Kolkata), and it's not the Ganges. There's not enough dead bodies in it to qualify for holy water status..
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Since all water is holy by mixing, and the human body is about sixty percent water, that means we are all holy.
But maybe modern waste treatment plants filter out the holiness. They are very efficient.
The holiness then ends up getting spread on fields, where it is indistinguishable from bull shit.
You would think that if one priest blessed the ocean every day, that would keep us all holy. But apparently, holiness does not evaporate so the rain is unholy.
And that's why we need priests, and ought to overlook their occasional trivial misdeeds.
But maybe modern waste treatment plants filter out the holiness. They are very efficient.
The holiness then ends up getting spread on fields, where it is indistinguishable from bull shit.
You would think that if one priest blessed the ocean every day, that would keep us all holy. But apparently, holiness does not evaporate so the rain is unholy.
And that's why we need priests, and ought to overlook their occasional trivial misdeeds.
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Holy water is basically religious homeopathy.
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I can't recall if "ghat" means sewer, or mortuary.
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It means sewer, mortuary, bath, and drinking water source.laklak wrote:I can't recall if "ghat" means sewer, or mortuary.
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