Jesus Was The Ultimate Street Fighter

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Jesus Was The Ultimate Street Fighter

Post by pErvinalia » Mon Feb 26, 2018 1:27 am

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Post by Joe » Mon Feb 26, 2018 2:59 am

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Re: Jesus Was The Ultimate Street Fighter

Post by JimC » Mon Feb 26, 2018 3:05 am

He liked putting the boot into moneylenders...

Today, he'd be an antifa anarchist, throwing molotovs into banks... :tea:
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Post by Joe » Mon Feb 26, 2018 3:10 am

JimC wrote:He liked putting the boot into moneylenders...

Today, he'd be an antifa anarchist, throwing molotovs into banks... :tea:
:this:
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Re: Jesus Was The Ultimate Street Fighter

Post by cronus » Mon Feb 26, 2018 5:30 am

Supposed to come back with a sword like King Arthur. Haven't you read The Bible?
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Re: Jesus Was The Ultimate Street Fighter

Post by JimC » Mon Feb 26, 2018 5:33 am

Cage match needed, last deity/prophet standing: Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, Confucius and any number of new age wannabes...
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Feb 26, 2018 6:00 am

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Post by Hermit » Mon Feb 26, 2018 7:23 am

JimC wrote:Cage match needed, last deity/prophet standing: Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, Confucius and any number of new age wannabes...
Gods leave the fighting to their unthinking adherents while they have a nice lunch.



Hindus in Australia tried to start a fight over this ad. The Indian Society of Western Australia, has condemned the use of Ganesha for promoting meat sales. The Hindu Council of Australia called the ad "crude and deplorable."

Anyway, you can read the background story to the streetfighting Jesus here. Apparently he is moonlighting as a website developer and said he would have avoided the fight had he not been drunk at the time.

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Re: Jesus Was The Ultimate Street Fighter

Post by JimC » Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:04 am

Well, he kept on turning water into wine, of course he was a drunk...
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Post by Feck » Mon Feb 26, 2018 12:57 pm

laklak wrote:
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Homo- erotic Jesus :hilarious:
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Post by laklak » Mon Feb 26, 2018 3:34 pm

But wait, there's MORE!
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Kris Kristopherson is Jesus, evidently.

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Re: Jesus Was The Ultimate Street Fighter

Post by Seabass » Mon Feb 26, 2018 10:24 pm

Don't mess with Djesus.

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Re: Jesus Was The Ultimate Street Fighter

Post by Joe » Mon Feb 26, 2018 10:44 pm

:coffeespray:
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
"as far as strong, i am hard as a rock and tough as a nail. no one will bring me down. no one. i am the debonator. the tnt. and jesus has my back door pal!" - D. C. Bockemehl
"If you vote for idiots, idiots will run the country." - Dr. Kori Schake

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