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I'm papist

Post by rainbow » Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:38 am

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Post by JimC » Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:07 am

Virgin on the Ridiculous, this thread... :nono:
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Post by Rum » Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:54 am

I'm having nun of this..

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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:15 am

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Post by JimC » Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:14 pm

It sums up a pub's business model, really:

"You pay, you pissed"
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Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:33 pm

I'm not papist - some of my best friends are Bishops.
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Post by JimC » Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:12 pm

"As the actress said to the bishop..."

I said that once in a conversation at school, with the usual mildly risque application. One of our priests heard me, and looked at me quizzically. I said "don't worry, Father, it was an Anglican bishop" and all was well... :tea:
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Re: I'm papist

Post by Hermit » Fri Dec 01, 2017 7:41 pm

JimC wrote:"As the actress said to the bishop..."

I said that once in a conversation at school, with the usual mildly risque application. One of our priests heard me, and looked at me quizzically. I said "don't worry, Father, it was an Anglican bishop" and all was well... :tea:
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Colleen: "Colleen, father."
Father O'Flaherty: "What do you want to be when you grow up, Colleen?"
Colleen: "I want to find a good husband and be a mother and have three boys and three girls, father."
Father O'Flaherty: "Very good. God bless you, Colleen."
Father O'Flaherty: "And you? What's your name?"
Siobhan: "Siobhan, father."
Father O'Flaherty:"What do you want to be when you grow up, Siobhan?"
Siobhan: "I want to become a nun at the convent of The Sisters of Little Mercies, father."
Father O'Flaherty: Excellent, Siobhan. God bless you."
Father O'Flaherty: "And what would your name be?"
Mary: "My name is Mary, father."
Father O'Flaherty: "So, what will you be when you grow up?"
Mary: "I want to become a prostitute, father."
Father O'Flaherty: "You WHAT?"
Mary: ""I want to become a prostitute."
Father O'Flaherty: "Oh, thank God! I thought you said you wanted to become a Protestant!"
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Post by mistermack » Mon Dec 04, 2017 12:53 pm

And the Lord said unto Peter " and ye shall dress up in huge silky shiny robes, and wear rings of gold and diamonds, and live in a vast palace in Rome, surrounded by servants ".

And Peter saw that it was good. ;)
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Post by Hermit » Mon Dec 04, 2017 1:39 pm

Pope pomp.jpg
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Re: I'm papist

Post by Woodbutcher » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:21 am

Hermit wrote:
Pope pomp.jpg
Imagine the dry-cleaning bill Vatican has.
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Re: I'm papist

Post by rainbow » Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:12 am

Woodbutcher wrote:
Hermit wrote:
Pope pomp.jpg
Imagine the dry-cleaning bill Vatican has.
They have nun.
I call bullshit - Alfred E Einstein
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Re: I'm papist

Post by Strontium Dog » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:11 pm

Woodbutcher wrote:
Hermit wrote:
Pope pomp.jpg
Imagine the dry-cleaning bill Vatican has.
It's okay, they are experts at laundering.
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Re: I'm papist

Post by JimC » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:16 pm

But it's hard work getting the semen stains off all those cassocks and robes...
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