...if the tribe of cannibals didn't get there first!pErvin wrote:It would have been better if the crocodiles and hippos had a death match first to see which posse got to eat him.
Pastor Eaten by Crocdiles. Guess Why?
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Re: Pastor Eaten by Crocdiles. Guess Why?
think of all the hipposkin whips and crocskin bags and shoes the cannibals could make and sell to the tourists they don't eat.
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I went to Africa once. And survived.
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never went to that continent, but I survived stays in Merka and Asia Minor
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Re: Pastor Eaten by Crocdiles. Guess Why?
Meh. "Christian fundie gets killed by alligator while trying to prove the power of god/faith" type stories have been making the rounds for yonks. I won't be holding my breath waiting for an official certification of death showing that a pastor named Jonathan Mthethwa has been killed by alligators while attempting to walk on water.
The Independent, by the way, seems to have deleted the article linked to in the OP. Maybe its editors are a little less gullible than some atheists.
The Independent, by the way, seems to have deleted the article linked to in the OP. Maybe its editors are a little less gullible than some atheists.
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The Independent on social media is up there with the worst click-baiters. I've no idea whether the real life paper is any better or worse.
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Do not meddle in the affairs of crocodiles, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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I thought that was wizards...
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You say wizard, I say crocodile.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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I would say get the fuck out of there.
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Re: Pastor Eaten by Crocdiles. Guess Why?
Aussie crocodiles are refreshingly non-discrimatory - they'll fucking eat a bishop or an atheist with equal gusto...
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What amazes me is how stupid some people are near to crocs. There was a report when I was in Queensland about a women that went to the same creek where the same croc was lying and because it did not move she thought it was safe until one day...
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... icken.html
The incredible moment a handler demonstrates crocodile safety by whacking one on the head with a dead chicken before riding on its back
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Re: Pastor Eaten by Crocdiles. Guess Why?
Wow! And you believe that rubbish? It's the Daily Mail, fer Christ's sake! It's all staged.rainbow wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... icken.html
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