Pastor Eaten by Crocdiles. Guess Why?

Holy Crap!
User avatar
rainbow
Posts: 13526
Joined: Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:10 am
About me: Egal wie dicht du bist, Goethe war Dichter
Location: Africa
Contact:

Re: Pastor Eaten by Crocdiles. Guess Why?

Post by rainbow » Mon May 15, 2017 10:30 am

pErvin wrote:It would have been better if the crocodiles and hippos had a death match first to see which posse got to eat him.
...if the tribe of cannibals didn't get there first!
I call bullshit - Alfred E Einstein
BArF−4

User avatar
Svartalf
Offensive Grail Keeper
Posts: 40334
Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:42 pm
Location: Paris France
Contact:

Re: Pastor Eaten by Crocdiles. Guess Why?

Post by Svartalf » Mon May 15, 2017 10:34 am

think of all the hipposkin whips and crocskin bags and shoes the cannibals could make and sell to the tourists they don't eat.
Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug

PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping

User avatar
pErvinalia
On the good stuff
Posts: 59278
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:08 pm
About me: Spelling 'were' 'where'
Location: dystopia
Contact:

Re: Pastor Eaten by Crocdiles. Guess Why?

Post by pErvinalia » Mon May 15, 2017 10:45 am

I went to Africa once. And survived.
Sent from my penis using wankertalk.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.

User avatar
Svartalf
Offensive Grail Keeper
Posts: 40334
Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:42 pm
Location: Paris France
Contact:

Re: Pastor Eaten by Crocdiles. Guess Why?

Post by Svartalf » Mon May 15, 2017 10:58 am

never went to that continent, but I survived stays in Merka and Asia Minor
Embrace the Darkness, it needs a hug

PC stands for "Patronizing Cocksucker" Randy Ping

User avatar
Hermit
Posts: 25806
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:44 am
About me: Cantankerous grump
Location: Ignore lithpt
Contact:

Re: Pastor Eaten by Crocdiles. Guess Why?

Post by Hermit » Mon May 15, 2017 11:49 am

Meh. "Christian fundie gets killed by alligator while trying to prove the power of god/faith" type stories have been making the rounds for yonks. I won't be holding my breath waiting for an official certification of death showing that a pastor named Jonathan Mthethwa has been killed by alligators while attempting to walk on water.

The Independent, by the way, seems to have deleted the article linked to in the OP. Maybe its editors are a little less gullible than some atheists.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops. - Stephen J. Gould

User avatar
pErvinalia
On the good stuff
Posts: 59278
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:08 pm
About me: Spelling 'were' 'where'
Location: dystopia
Contact:

Re: Pastor Eaten by Crocdiles. Guess Why?

Post by pErvinalia » Mon May 15, 2017 12:18 pm

The Independent on social media is up there with the worst click-baiters. I've no idea whether the real life paper is any better or worse.
Sent from my penis using wankertalk.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.


User avatar
laklak
Posts: 20978
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:07 pm
About me: My preferred pronoun is "Massah"
Location: Tannhauser Gate
Contact:

Re: Pastor Eaten by Crocdiles. Guess Why?

Post by laklak » Mon May 15, 2017 1:21 pm

Do not meddle in the affairs of crocodiles, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

User avatar
pErvinalia
On the good stuff
Posts: 59278
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:08 pm
About me: Spelling 'were' 'where'
Location: dystopia
Contact:

Re: Pastor Eaten by Crocdiles. Guess Why?

Post by pErvinalia » Mon May 15, 2017 1:32 pm

I thought that was wizards...
Sent from my penis using wankertalk.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.

User avatar
laklak
Posts: 20978
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:07 pm
About me: My preferred pronoun is "Massah"
Location: Tannhauser Gate
Contact:

Re: Pastor Eaten by Crocdiles. Guess Why?

Post by laklak » Mon May 15, 2017 1:45 pm

You say wizard, I say crocodile.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

User avatar
Scot Dutchy
Posts: 19000
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:07 pm
About me: Dijkbeschermer
Location: 's-Gravenhage, Nederland
Contact:

Re: Pastor Eaten by Crocdiles. Guess Why?

Post by Scot Dutchy » Mon May 15, 2017 2:41 pm

I would say get the fuck out of there.
"Wat is het een gezellig boel hier".

User avatar
JimC
The sentimental bloke
Posts: 72991
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:58 am
About me: To be serious about gin requires years of dedicated research.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Contact:

Re: Pastor Eaten by Crocdiles. Guess Why?

Post by JimC » Mon May 15, 2017 9:02 pm

Aussie crocodiles are refreshingly non-discrimatory - they'll fucking eat a bishop or an atheist with equal gusto...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!

User avatar
Scot Dutchy
Posts: 19000
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:07 pm
About me: Dijkbeschermer
Location: 's-Gravenhage, Nederland
Contact:

Re: Pastor Eaten by Crocdiles. Guess Why?

Post by Scot Dutchy » Tue May 16, 2017 9:19 am

What amazes me is how stupid some people are near to crocs. There was a report when I was in Queensland about a women that went to the same creek where the same croc was lying and because it did not move she thought it was safe until one day...
"Wat is het een gezellig boel hier".

User avatar
rainbow
Posts: 13526
Joined: Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:10 am
About me: Egal wie dicht du bist, Goethe war Dichter
Location: Africa
Contact:

Re: Pastor Eaten by Crocdiles. Guess Why?

Post by rainbow » Tue May 16, 2017 9:24 am

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... icken.html
The incredible moment a handler demonstrates crocodile safety by whacking one on the head with a dead chicken before riding on its back
I call bullshit - Alfred E Einstein
BArF−4

User avatar
Alan B
Posts: 976
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:53 pm
Location: Birmingham, UK.
Contact:

Re: Pastor Eaten by Crocdiles. Guess Why?

Post by Alan B » Tue May 16, 2017 10:01 am

rainbow wrote:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... icken.html
The incredible moment a handler demonstrates crocodile safety by whacking one on the head with a dead chicken before riding on its back
Wow! And you believe that rubbish? It's the Daily Mail, fer Christ's sake! It's all staged. :whistle:
Absolute faith corrupts as absolutely as absolute power - Eric Hoffer.
I have NO BELIEF in the existence of a God or gods. I do not have to offer proof nor do I have to determine absence of proof because I do not ASSERT that a God does or does not or gods do or do not exist.

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 7 guests