Pastor Eaten by Crocdiles. Guess Why?

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Pastor Eaten by Crocdiles. Guess Why?

Post by Alan B » Mon May 15, 2017 8:55 am

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Pastor eaten by crocodiles after trying to ‘walk on water like Jesus’
A pastor in Zimbabwe has been eaten alive by crocodiles after he attempted to show his congregation he could walk on water.

Jonathan Mthethwa of the Saint of the Last Days church, in White River Mpumalanga, died after walking 30 metres into a crocodile infested river, the Daily Post reports.

The pastor walked into the river, known locally as Crocodile River, and attempted to ascend above the water before walking across it, according to Zimbabwe Today.
He was attacked by three crocodiles and drowned, in front of his congregation.

“They finished him in a couple of minutes,” Deacon Nkosi told the newspaper. “All that was left of him when the finished eating him was a pair of sandals and his underwear floating above the water.”
Poor deluded sod!
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He later told the Herald Zimbabwe the pastor had intended to "demonstrate his faith" on the day he died. “We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week,” he was quoted as saying by the Daily Post.
This moronic Deacon "didn't understand how it happened" 'cos he prayed. Wow! Meanwhile the crocs preyed...
Fucking crocodiles EAT people! Moron.
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Post by rainbow » Mon May 15, 2017 9:04 am

Drivel.

You don't really believe this rubbish, do you?
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Post by JimC » Mon May 15, 2017 9:05 am

Darwin would be amused...
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Post by Alan B » Mon May 15, 2017 9:16 am

rainbow wrote:Drivel.

You don't really believe this rubbish, do you?
What part?
That crocs eat people who get in the way?
Or that there are religious nutters who think because they pray they can work miracles?

Or perhaps you think this is, er, 'Fake News'?
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Post by rainbow » Mon May 15, 2017 9:28 am

Alan B wrote: Or perhaps you think this is, er, 'Fake News'?
Of course it is.
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Post by Svartalf » Mon May 15, 2017 9:38 am

Actually, the independent is a fairly serious paper, and religious nutters are quite apt to darwin award themselves in the way mentioned in the article...


Of course, if you say the crocs are just the fall guys for a different kind of meal, you're the expert, and the guy was a pastor after all...
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Post by Alan B » Mon May 15, 2017 9:56 am

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -walk.html
http://dailypost.ng/2017/05/13/pastor-e ... ike-jesus/
http://www.arabnews.com/node/1099861/world
http://www.wnd.com/2017/05/pastor-tryin ... y-3-crocs/
http://www.concisenews.global/tabloid/z ... alk-water/
https://www.informationng.com/2017/05/z ... jesus.html

And so on and so on...

Yeah. They are all copying the same story, so it must be 'Fake News'...

There were previous reported instances of 'pastors being eaten by crocodiles'. Perhaps they, too, were 'Fake News'?
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Post by rainbow » Mon May 15, 2017 10:01 am

Amazing how easily people are fooled by a made up story.

I guess they just believe what they want to believe.

BTW, if you check the facts, you'll easily pick up the lie.

White River, Mpumalanga is not in Zimbabwe, and isn't on the Crocodile River.
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon May 15, 2017 10:08 am

That's some strong alligations there Rainbow.
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Post by rainbow » Mon May 15, 2017 10:12 am

pErvin wrote:That's some strong alligations there Rainbow.
A veritable crock of shit.
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Mon May 15, 2017 10:13 am

White River (Afrikaans: Witrivier) is a small holiday and farming town situated just north of Nelspruit in Mpumalanga, South Africa. The farms in the region produce tropical fruits, vegetables, flowers and timber. After the Boer War the British demarcated land on the Emanzimhlope River, a tributary of the Crocodile River. Emanzimhlope is Swazi for White Waters. The land was used to demobilise British soldiers and the first manager of the settlement was Tom Lawrence (snr), after whom the longest street in the town is still named.

The farming tradition of the community that settled here after the Anglo-Boer War has remained virtually unchanged to this day. Lord Milner's (administrator of the defeated Transvaal) attache, the aforementioned Tom Lawrence, demarcated land on the 'Emanzimhlope' - a tributary of the Crocodile River whose name translates from the Swazi as 'White Waters' - to demobilised British Anglo-Boer War soldiers.
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Post by Alan B » Mon May 15, 2017 10:21 am

Thanks, Scott

So, Rainbow, there was this pastor who thought he could 'do a Jesus' on this crocodile infested river...

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Actually, when you think about it, it doesn't matter if he really did 'walk on water', the crocs would have still had him.
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Post by rainbow » Mon May 15, 2017 10:26 am

Alan B wrote:Thanks, Scott

So, Rainbow, there was this pastor who thought he could 'do a Jesus' on this crocodile infested river...
No, there was this person who made up a story, and fooled a lot of people.

...including yourself. :smug:

:whisper: You could try to find White River, Zimbabwe on Google Maps.
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Post by Svartalf » Mon May 15, 2017 10:26 am

rainbow wrote:Amazing how easily people are fooled by a made up story.

I guess they just believe what they want to believe.

BTW, if you check the facts, you'll easily pick up the lie.

White River, Mpumalanga is not in Zimbabwe, and isn't on the Crocodile River.
that's the kind of facts I'm not equipped to verify/falsify, thanks for the data
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon May 15, 2017 10:27 am

It would have been better if the crocodiles and hippos had a death match first to see which posse got to eat him.
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