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Re: Riddle

Post by rainbow » Mon Nov 21, 2016 6:50 am

Pogue wrote:If Jesus is the son of God. Who is the daughter of God?
Jezza.

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Re: Riddle

Post by Forty Two » Mon Nov 21, 2016 4:08 pm

Pogue wrote:If Jesus is the son of God. Who is the daughter of God?
Mohamet. Moohammed is the trans daughter of God. The Mighty Mo identifies as gender queer non-binary but chooses the pronouns her and she, and is therefore known as the "daughter" of God. Mohummed was born from the ass of a virgin. Well, she was kind of a slut, but only took up the ass from the deity.

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Re: Riddle

Post by laklak » Mon Nov 21, 2016 7:48 pm

Not quite. Nothing about differently abled, wheelchairs, or autism.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Riddle

Post by Seth » Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:04 pm

Pogue wrote:If Jesus is the son of God. Who is the daughter of God?
There isn't one. Why would you think that two kids of different sexes are a mandate upon God?
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Re: Riddle

Post by rainbow » Tue Nov 22, 2016 6:30 am

Farty Twat wrote: Have I come close to writing the most offensive response ever? I hope so.
Nope. Offense is a Social Construct.
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Re: Riddle

Post by JimC » Tue Nov 22, 2016 8:10 pm

rainbow wrote:
Farty Twat wrote: Have I come close to writing the most offensive response ever? I hope so.
Nope. Offense is a Social Construct.
Whereas a fence is a physical construct...
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Re: Riddle

Post by Seth » Tue Nov 22, 2016 8:17 pm

JimC wrote:
rainbow wrote:
Farty Twat wrote: Have I come close to writing the most offensive response ever? I hope so.
Nope. Offense is a Social Construct.
Whereas a fence is a physical construct...
To make a point, good fencing makes good neighbors...because the bad ones get pricked.
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Re: Riddle

Post by Feck » Tue Nov 22, 2016 9:44 pm

Forty Two wrote:
Pogue wrote:If Jesus is the son of God. Who is the daughter of God?
Mohamet. Moohammed is the trans daughter of God. The Mighty Mo identifies as gender queer non-binary but chooses the pronouns her and she, and is therefore known as the "daughter" of God. Mohummed was born from the ass of a virgin. Well, she was kind of a slut, but only took up the ass from the deity.

Have I come close to writing the most offensive response ever? I hope so.
No, but I would love to have borrowed this before I got hacked and banned from Face book for arguing with fundamentalist Muslames
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Re: Riddle

Post by Jason » Wed Nov 23, 2016 12:27 am

Śiva wrote:Jesus was the Archangel Gabriel
Michael.. guess I was thinking of football.

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