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Russian Crackdown on Pastafarians

Post by Pappa » Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:07 pm

Humor failure in Russia: Crackdown on 'Pastafarians' shows Kremlin-church ties

MOSCOW, Russia -- The march of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster had all signs of being a satirical stunt – some of its 100 participants were armed with colanders on their heads and pasta in their mouths.

But the reaction of Russian authorities to so-called Pastafarians has been anything but lighthearted.

Police and members of a Russian Orthodox group set upon the group last Saturday, knocking some to the ground. Eight members of the church were detained and subsequently charged with organizing an unsanctioned rally. Although those detained have since been released, they are due back in court before the end of August.

Pastafarians are part of an international 'religious' movement founded in the U.S. in 2005 in opposition to the teaching of intelligent design and creationism in public schools. It has become an international movement, generally recognized as satirical poke at organized religion. But its adherents insist that it’s a 'real religion' and the dogma they follow is the rejection of dogma. They claim to have 15,000 adherents in Russia.

Aside from demonstrating how some Muscovites may not appreciate the Pastafarians’ sense of humor, the recent crackdown reveals just how close Russia’s Orthodox Church and state agencies have become in what was once an officially atheist nation.

Famously, members of the Russian punk group Pussy Riot were given two-year sentences for their anti-Putin action in Moscow’s Cathedral of Christ the Savior in 2012.

Alexei Romanov, a member of the Pastafarian Church, called the move and subsequent legal proceedings against it “absurd.”

“The country is gradually turning into an authoritarian state,” he said.

Romanov’s fellow Pastafarians are falling victim to a recently introduced law that bans insulting the religious feelings of believers.

This time members of an unregistered Orthodox Christian group who call themselves “God’s Will,” called the police when they found out about the procession, according to Romanov.

They accused the spaghetti worshipers of insulting the religious feelings of believers – an accusation that, if found to be true by a court of law, can have mean up to three years in jail.

God's Will’s founder, Dmitry Enteo, posted on his Twitter feed that “Pastafarianism is a blasphemous smear against Christianity.”

The Moscow police could not comment on the detainment of the Pastafarians when approached by NBC News, saying that they can only comment on the day of detainment.

A lawyer of the detained Pastafarians, Ilnur Sharapov, said that the police response of detaining members after being alerted by the Orthodox Christian activists, was very suspicious, because the police had ignored the Pastafarian gathering until they were urged by the God's Will activists to arrest them.

He also said that God's Will’s activities were "increasingly criminal" and his organization, Agora, had looked into multiple cases of threats and attacks by members of the group. Despite this, God's Will's activities have gone unpunished.

This comes amid growing closeness between the Russian Orthodox Church and the government under President Vladimir Putin.

"We act as genuine partners and colleagues to solve the most pressing domestic and international tasks, to implement joint initiatives for the benefit of our country and people," Putin said at a rare meeting with top Orthodox clerics in July.

After having been suppressed for decades under communism, the church has become one of Russia’s most powerful institutions, imposing its social mores onto society.

Recently, the increasingly powerful head of the church, Patriarch Kirill, voiced dislike of the openly gay community in Russia.

“The legal acceptance of same-sex marriages is a ‘sign of the apocalypse,’” he said in July.

The Russian government has in turn introduced controversial new laws that ban “homosexual propaganda” to minors and foreign single-sex couples from adopting Russian children.

Against this background, the Pastafarians, who maintain that their goal is to promote “happiness, cheerfulness and harmlessness,” await a court hearing on charges of organizing an unsanctioned demonstration in the capital.
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Re: Russian Crackdown on Pastafarians

Post by JimC » Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:10 pm

An alliance between a church and an authoritarian state? :shock:

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Post by klr » Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:18 pm

Good old' Mother Russia. At this rate, the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi are going to be in a spot of bother.
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Re: Russian Crackdown on Pastafarians

Post by charlou » Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:18 pm

JimC wrote:An alliance between a church and an authoritarian state? :shock:
Common agenda: we can't have people enjoying themselves :x
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Re: Russian Crackdown on Pastafarians

Post by Pappa » Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:20 pm

They could potentially serve 3 years in prison.

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Post by klr » Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:34 pm

Pappa wrote:They could potentially serve 3 years in prison.
Given other recent cases, that's not beyond the bounds of possibility.
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Re: Russian Crackdown on Pastafarians

Post by Ian » Tue Aug 27, 2013 11:39 pm

charlou wrote:
JimC wrote:An alliance between a church and an authoritarian state? :shock:
Common agenda: we can't have people enjoying themselves :x
How very Russian. :biggrin:

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:08 am

In Soviet Russia, pasta cooks YOU!!1! :sulk:
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Post by klr » Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:40 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:In Soviet Russia, pasta cooks YOU!!1! :sulk:
I was looking for an "In Soviet Russia ..." angle last night, but was too tired. :doh:
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Post by Audley Strange » Wed Aug 28, 2013 11:44 am

That's nothing. The Discordians have infested their political system. I shit you not.

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Post by Trinity » Wed Aug 28, 2013 2:36 pm

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Post by Mysturji » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:08 pm

“The country is gradually turning into an authoritarian state”
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Post by Svartalf » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:28 pm

It's been authoritarian forever, it's becoming totalitarian again... Putin wants to be known as president Jelezin .
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Post by Cormac » Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:03 pm

I wonder what Churchill would be saying about Russia, if he were alive today?
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Post by Pappa » Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:57 pm

Cormac wrote:I wonder what Churchill would be saying about Russia, if he were alive today?
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