Porn star finds god

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Porn star finds god

Post by Tero » Fri Aug 02, 2013 10:28 pm

I think Jesus might be more attractive, and functional. But

http://www.wnd.com/2013/07/worlds-hotte ... fe-to-god/

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Post by klr » Fri Aug 02, 2013 10:34 pm

Standard tactic. If they want out of the porn biz, may as well put some good distance between them and it.
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Post by tattuchu » Fri Aug 02, 2013 10:41 pm

So now she's sucking Jesus's dick. Whatever floats her (little man in a) boat :dunno:
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Fri Aug 02, 2013 10:42 pm

If I were earning that sort of money for having sex I'd believe in god, too.
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Post by Calilasseia » Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:53 am

Erica Campbell did this a while back. Swapping one compulsion for another.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Aug 14, 2013 2:55 am

Yep, one addiction and crutch and escape from personal responsibility to another.
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