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'Pink Mass' Has Made Westboro Baptist Church Founder's Mom Gay In Afterlife, Satanists Claim
By now, everyone's just about had it with the Westboro Baptist Church, a group whose members use national tragedies as opportunities to forward anti-gay hate speech. Ironically, their planned protests often bring communities together in opposition to their message. Now, an unlikely group has mounted a gay offensive against the WBC.
On Sunday, July 14, the Satanic Temple, a New York-based organization that seeks to foster "benevolence and empathy among all people" through Satan, performed a ritual called a "pink mass" at the Mississippi gravesite of Catherine Idalette Johnston, mother of WBC founder Fred Phelps Jr.
The aim? To "turn" the WBC founder's mom gay for all eternity.
"Upon completion of the pink mass ceremony, Catherine Johnston is now gay in the afterlife," notes the Satanic Temple website, which has the cheeky URL http://www.westboro-baptist.com. "Fred Phelps is obligated to believe that his mother is now gay ... [and] if beliefs are inviolable rights, nobody has the right to challenge our right to believe that Fred Phelps believes that his mother is now gay."
The latter assertion appears to be a play on the WBC's own stance that their beliefs are totally infallible.
The Pink Mass was performed twice -- once with two gay men, and once with two lesbians -- in an affirmation of the Satanist Temple's belief in "freedom and the pursuit of happiness for all people." The temple is now encouraging same-sex couples to visit the grave and perform their own pink masses.
According to the Satanist Temple website, temple spokesman Lucien Greaves officiated the ceremonies while wearing horned headgear, and then proceeded to put his penis on Johnston's grave (NSFW, obviously).
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Satanists Turn Fred Phelps' Dead Mom Gay
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What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Too bad she wasn't gay from the start.
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Phelps is the best friend the gay rights movement ever had.
Kinda like Sarah Palin was indispensable to the 2008 Obama campaign.
Kinda like Sarah Palin was indispensable to the 2008 Obama campaign.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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This is fucking awesome.
Out of the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.
There are way more dead people, and you're all gonna die
and then you're gonna be dead for way longer than you're alive.
Like that's mostly what you're ever gonna be.
You're just dead people that didn't die yet.
--Louis C.K.
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Like that's mostly what you're ever gonna be.
You're just dead people that didn't die yet.
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Satanism is fairly boring, I reckon, but this is a grand jape.
FUCKERPUNKERSHIT!
Wanna buy some pegs Dave, I've got some pegs here...
Wanna buy some pegs Dave, I've got some pegs here...
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also from their website
The devil is among you and keeping your highways litter free.....wait what!! good ol beelzebubbleSatanic Temple Adopt-a-Highway Campaign
Help The Satanic Temple spread their message as they enter the adopt-a-highway program in New York City where they will maintain voluntary beautification of a stretch of public highway for at least 2 years by way of litter cleanup and landscaping.
Once approved, the New York Department of Transportation will erect a blue-and-white sign acknowledging The Satanic Temple as the adopters of the designated piece of highway, helping promote a message of Satanic Civic pride and social responsibility.
Please contribute to this campaign at crowdsourcing site indiegogo.com: http://igg.me/at/TST-Adopt-a-Highway/x/3532086
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Is this something you could order, for your funeral? I don't want a religious funeral, but this would be a touching and sensitive send-off.
I don't want to be made gay though. But if there was a bisexual option, it might be worth going for.
Being gay might be lonely, but being bisexual would leave me more options than I have being straight.
But knowing my luck, I'll just end up feeding the hermaphrodite worms.
I don't want to be made gay though. But if there was a bisexual option, it might be worth going for.
Being gay might be lonely, but being bisexual would leave me more options than I have being straight.
But knowing my luck, I'll just end up feeding the hermaphrodite worms.
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