God's Loophole.

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God's Loophole.

Post by Animavore » Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:04 pm

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:11 pm

Might need a NSFW flag on that one. Just sayin'.
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Post by Animavore » Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:12 pm

Nah. It's a good, Christian song.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:15 pm

The Bible doesn't specifically prohibit sodomy?
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Post by Animavore » Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:17 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:The Bible doesn't specifically prohibit sodomy?
Not man on woman sodomy, I don't think so (not 100%).
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:17 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:The Bible doesn't specifically prohibit sodomy?
Only for Sodomites. I.e., gays.
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Re: God's Loophole.

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:26 pm

Animavore wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:The Bible doesn't specifically prohibit sodomy?
Not man on woman sodomy, I don't think so (not 100%).
Well, any unmarried fornication is as much of a sin as vaginal sex, which is stated several places in the Bible. So, high school girls giving up their asses for their boyfriends would not be a loophole.

I suppose the idea of anal sex within marriage might be debatable.
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Re: God's Loophole.

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:01 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
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Coito ergo sum wrote:The Bible doesn't specifically prohibit sodomy?
Not man on woman sodomy, I don't think so (not 100%).
Well, any unmarried fornication is as much of a sin as vaginal sex, which is stated several places in the Bible. So, high school girls giving up their asses for their boyfriends would not be a loophole.

I suppose the idea of anal sex within marriage might be debatable.
Believers are free to cherry-pick, so those prohibitions don't count.
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Re: God's Loophole.

Post by Faithfree » Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:55 pm

Well, if it was ok for Jesus and Mary Magdalen ...
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:01 pm

Faithfree wrote:Well, if it was ok for Jesus and Mary Magdalen ...
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Re: God's Loophole.

Post by Svartalf » Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:11 pm

Faithfree wrote:Well, if it was ok for Jesus and Mary Magdalen ...
It was OK for St Joan of Arc and Gilles de Rais.
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Re: God's Loophole.

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:03 pm

I love Garfunkel & Oates... lol [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n39RzgV ... FIhEQH9nTA[/youtube]
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:04 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbTB3ASk ... FIhEQH9nTA[/youtube] :funny:
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Re: God's Loophole.

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:12 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stEXPIh9 ... FIhEQH9nTA[/youtube]

Err.... ladies... just grip it and stroke. There is hardly a wrong way to do it. And, do what you want with the balls, but just don't hit them or squash them, or try to switch them because they are connected to little tubes. It ain't rocket science. LOL
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Re: God's Loophole.

Post by JimC » Thu Jun 27, 2013 4:14 am

Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Animavore wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:The Bible doesn't specifically prohibit sodomy?
Not man on woman sodomy, I don't think so (not 100%).
Well, any unmarried fornication is as much of a sin as vaginal sex, which is stated several places in the Bible. So, high school girls giving up their asses for their boyfriends would not be a loophole.

I suppose the idea of anal sex within marriage might be debatable.
Believers are free to cherry-pick, so those prohibitions don't count.
Believers picked my cherry! :cry:
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