Are you good enough to go to heaven?

[Animavore]

http://www.needgod.com/004.shtml

Apparently I'm off to hell. It asked if I was worried I said, "No." The response made me laugh.

Perhaps you feel safe because you don't believe in Hell. This can be likened to standing in the middle of a busy highway and shouting, "I don't believe in trucks!" Your belief or disbelief in trucks will not change reality. The same applies in this situation. Your disbelief in Hell will not cause it to cease to exist.

So much fail.

[Clinton Huxley]

I'm off Down Below as well. If anyone gets there before me, save me a lounger by the Lake of Fire, please

[Rum]

I'm off Down Below as well. If anyone gets there before me, save me a lounger by the Lake of Fire, please

The Germans got there first I'm afraid. Their history and all that..

[Animavore]

They always get there early

[rainbow]

Telling people that they are going to hell breaks at least one, so the website people had better watch out.

[Rum]

Which one is that?

[rainbow]

Fibbing.

[Svartalf]

Being "condemned to hell" by morons whose understanding of chretinity is dubious at best is not a subject for worry.

[Clinton Huxley]

When you've been to Stevenage, Hell loses its sting.

[Coito ergo sum]

http://www.needgod.com/004.shtml

Apparently I'm off to hell. It asked if I was worried I said, "No." The response made me laugh.

Perhaps you feel safe because you don't believe in Hell. This can be likened to standing in the middle of a busy highway and shouting, "I don't believe in trucks!" Your belief or disbelief in trucks will not change reality. The same applies in this situation. Your disbelief in Hell will not cause it to cease to exist.

So much fail.

I answered all the questions with the "best" answers -- no stealing, no lying, giving to charity, going to church, reading the bible, never breaking the first commandment, etc. No matter what one's answer, one is going to hell. Nice.

[Animavore]

http://www.needgod.com/004.shtml

Apparently I'm off to hell. It asked if I was worried I said, "No." The response made me laugh.

Perhaps you feel safe because you don't believe in Hell. This can be likened to standing in the middle of a busy highway and shouting, "I don't believe in trucks!" Your belief or disbelief in trucks will not change reality. The same applies in this situation. Your disbelief in Hell will not cause it to cease to exist.

So much fail.

I answered all the questions with the "best" answers -- no stealing, no lying, giving to charity, going to church, reading the bible, never breaking the first commandment, etc. No matter what one's answer, one is going to hell. Nice.

The quiz is tailored to the individual, Coito

[John_fi_Skye]

When you've been to Stevenage, Hell loses its sting.

"Oh Death, where is thy sting-a-ling-a-ling,
Where, grave, thy victoreee?" ( - G F Handel)

[Coito ergo sum]

http://www.needgod.com/004.shtml

Apparently I'm off to hell. It asked if I was worried I said, "No." The response made me laugh.

Perhaps you feel safe because you don't believe in Hell. This can be likened to standing in the middle of a busy highway and shouting, "I don't believe in trucks!" Your belief or disbelief in trucks will not change reality. The same applies in this situation. Your disbelief in Hell will not cause it to cease to exist.

So much fail.

I answered all the questions with the "best" answers -- no stealing, no lying, giving to charity, going to church, reading the bible, never breaking the first commandment, etc. No matter what one's answer, one is going to hell. Nice.

The quiz is tailored to the individual, Coito

I love the bit at the end of the quiz where they tell you that god is not impressed with giving to charity, reading the Bible or going to church, or even refraining from lying, stealing or the like. What impresses god? Believing without evidence that his son "died for our sins" 2000 years ago as a collective blood sacrifice. If we do THAT, then he's impressed. LOL

[Animavore]

http://www.needgod.com/004.shtml

Apparently I'm off to hell. It asked if I was worried I said, "No." The response made me laugh.

Perhaps you feel safe because you don't believe in Hell. This can be likened to standing in the middle of a busy highway and shouting, "I don't believe in trucks!" Your belief or disbelief in trucks will not change reality. The same applies in this situation. Your disbelief in Hell will not cause it to cease to exist.

So much fail.

I answered all the questions with the "best" answers -- no stealing, no lying, giving to charity, going to church, reading the bible, never breaking the first commandment, etc. No matter what one's answer, one is going to hell. Nice.

The quiz is tailored to the individual, Coito

I love the bit at the end of the quiz where they tell you that god is not impressed with giving to charity, reading the Bible or going to church, or even refraining from lying, stealing or the like. What impresses god? Believing without evidence that his son "died for our sins" 2000 years ago as a collective blood sacrifice. If we do THAT, then he's impressed. LOL

I was walking by the church in Ballbriggan whose website lead me to the quiz and I heard a lot of yelling as if they were trying to tell the devil to begone or something. It was random shouting. Not like chanting. I couldn't make it out though. I did, however, shit my pants. Not a place I wanted to be at all.

[Svartalf]

Those morons' god is not My Dog.