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Christian Tomatoes

Post by amused » Mon Jun 18, 2012 2:46 am

Salafist group warns tomatoes are “Christian”

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A Salafist group called the Popular Egyptian Islamic Association has come under fire after sending out a warning on Facebook urging its followers not to eat tomatoes because the vegetable (or fruit) is a Christian food.

The group posted a photo on its page of a tomato - which appears to reveal the shape of a cross after being cut in half – along with the message: “Eating tomatoes is forbidden because they are Christian. [The tomato] praises the cross instead of Allah and says that Allah is three (a reference to the Trinity).

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:04 am

I think the phrase is "dafuq?" :ddpan:
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Post by Robert_S » Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:19 am

What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Post by laklak » Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:20 am

How stupid. Tomatoes are obviously Teutonic:

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Re: Christian Tomatoes

Post by Blind groper » Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:07 am

Here in the Southern Hemisphere, we got a cross in the sky.

Does this mean that Muslims will stay away?
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:29 am

One segment of a tangerine looks a little bit like a fat crescent.....
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Post by Svartalf » Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:45 am

Oh, heck, anything to reduce the omnipresent horror that is the tomato.
Now, if I could gengineer their mint crops so the plant made THC and LSD...
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:46 am

Svartalf wrote:Oh, heck, anything to reduce the omnipresent horror that is the tomato.
Now, if I could gengineer their mint crops so the plant made THC and LSD...
What's wrong with a tomato? Nom nom nom!
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Post by Svartalf » Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:50 am

I dislike'em
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:51 am

I could eat tomatoes all day long. Atheist tomatoe, none of these Christian ones, mind.
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Re: Christian Tomatoes

Post by Svartalf » Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:01 am

I could eat christian girls, especially Catholic schoolgirls all day long... but tomatoes? I can't spend a week without finding them on my menu...
Tomato in my chili is normal... now, I much prefer pizza without it, or moussaka... or whatever
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jun 18, 2012 10:53 am

laklak wrote:How stupid. Tomatoes are obviously Teutonic:

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Just as bad...

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Damn, now I want to watch that again. :lay:
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Re: Christian Tomatoes

Post by Svartalf » Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:05 am

Watch Star wars, it's a remake.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:08 am

Svartalf wrote:Watch Star wars, it's a remake.
Not so far as I can tell. That joke is old.
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Re: Christian Tomatoes

Post by Svartalf » Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:11 am

I know... actually, my movie geek friend tells me it's more of a Hidden Fortress ripoff
But he says that the scene where you see the Emperor in his dark hood, and surrounded by storm troopers in Emprier Strikes Back is ripped off straight from Eisenstein.
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