The Thread of Drewdaism

[Drewish]

Saying: "You will pay for your sins."

Meaning: Do not simply give the pleasures of your flesh to any passer by! This is a sin, and in Drewdaism people deserve to be paid for their sins

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Do we have to have our threeskin removed?

[Drewish]

Saying: "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."

Meaning: You can give two hand jobs at once, but very few women are capable of double penetration in the same hole.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Saying: "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."

Meaning: You can give two hand jobs at once, but very few women are capable of double penetration in the same hole.

More women should try harder.

[Drewish]

Saying: "Thou shalt have no other Gawds before me."

Meaning: People should have unique user names or it gets too confusing. First come first served.

[Bella Fortuna]

Two of the physical characteristics of Drews are blonde hair and blue eyes.



I have blonde hair and blue eyes!

Could I have Drewish blood without having realised it?

Am I, in fact, a............. dreidel-robber?

[Drewish]

Saying: "I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk."

Meaning: Winston Churchill was an asshole.

[Drewish]

Saying: "It is easier to stay out than get out."

Meaning: The pull out method is risky at best. Use protection or stick to oral.

[Drewish]

Saying: "The purpose of morality is to teach you, not to suffer and die, but to enjoy yourself and live."

Meaning: The choice between favoring bacon or cheese (though important) must be left to each individual for themselves.

[Drewish]

Saying: "You are remembered for the rules you break."

Meaning: These rules are more like guidelines. This is the most important rule.

[Drewish]

Saying: "The grass is always greener on the other side."

Meaning: The way to avoid cheating is to welcome threesomes.

[Drewish]

Two of the physical characteristics of Drews are blonde hair and blue eyes.



I have blonde hair and blue eyes!

Could I have Drewish blood without having realised it?

Am I, in fact, a............. dreidel-robber?

That's a good question. How does one become Drewish? There's a big argument right now within Drewdaism over whether it should be taken orally or rectally.

[Bella Fortuna]

Six of one...

[Drewish]

Well this is ALMOST a blondes only thread.

[Bella Fortuna]

I stopped believing in this tripe a long time ago.