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Just to cheer us up.

Post by Rum » Wed May 30, 2012 8:52 am

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From: http://vaticaninsider.lastampa.it/en/ho ... lia-15509/

Virgin Mary statue kills parish priest in Italian earthquake

Sixty five year old Fr. Ivan Martini has died after a church collapsed in Rovereto, near the Italian city of Modena. The priest had gone there to inspect and rescue some statues.

A country priest has nothing but his Church. The fact that it is not an architectural masterpiece and is not home to any great works of art matters little to him. Each statue and piece of furniture represented a piece of the village. Sixty five year old Ivan Martini who had worked for nine years as parish priest of Rovereto - a village near Modena, the area of Italy that has been worst hit by the earthquake – died this morning after his church collapsed on top of him.


Two monks from Assisi, Fr. Angelo Api and Polish seminarian Borowec Zdzislaw, had met a similar fate on 26 September 1997. They were killed during an inspection of the high altar of one of the world’s most beautiful churches, when the building’s frescoes collapsed on top of them.


Fr. Ivan loved his Church and everything in it. St. Catherine’s parish had been damaged and declared unfit for use following a previous earthquake, but an inspection had to be carried out in order to salvage some furniture from inside it. So, this morning, the priest entered the church along with two firemen, to try to save some statues. Among these was a statue of the Virgin Mary which his parishioners were particularly fond of.


But the strong earthquake that followed took the priest by surprise. Unable to escape, Fr. Ivan was hit by a rock or a collapsing beam, while the two firemen who had accompanied him managed to escape unscathed.


In the midst of all the damaged buildings, Rovereto mourns its only victim, its parish priest, who was much loved. It is certainly not easy being parish priest, surrounded by communists and immigrants who call God by a different name. “Fr. Ivan was really on the ball,” a parishioner of his said, accompanying his words of praise with an explicit but respectful gesture that described the courage the priest had shown throughout his mission.



Another parish priest was injured when the cathedral dome in Carpi, in the Italian Province of Modena, collapsed. Although news of his alleged death spread, he only actually suffered light physical injury and a huge shock, as the rest of his fellow parishioners did.

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Post by JimC » Wed May 30, 2012 9:06 am

It is certainly not easy being parish priest, surrounded by communists and immigrants who call God by a different name.
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Post by FBM » Wed May 30, 2012 9:07 am

Well, I shouldn't :hehe: at someone's death, but :hehe: anyway.
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Post by Rum » Wed May 30, 2012 9:12 am

FBM wrote:Well, I shouldn't :hehe: at someone's death, but :hehe: anyway.
I know, but it's nice to be naughty sometimes. Especially when the irony is so sweet!
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Post by FBM » Wed May 30, 2012 9:17 am

Rum wrote:
FBM wrote:Well, I shouldn't :hehe: at someone's death, but :hehe: anyway.
I know, but it's nice to be naught sometimes. Especially when the irony is so sweet!
Quite right. :biggrin: Now if only it had been Westboro Baptist Church instead...
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Post by JimC » Wed May 30, 2012 9:19 am

FBM wrote:
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FBM wrote:Well, I shouldn't :hehe: at someone's death, but :hehe: anyway.
I know, but it's nice to be naught sometimes. Especially when the irony is so sweet!
Quite right. :biggrin: Now if only it had been Westboro Baptist Church instead...
There would have been a long, narrow statue that fell over just at the right angle to ram one of them right up the arse...
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Post by Svartalf » Wed May 30, 2012 10:50 am

What bothers me is the precious works of art that get destroyed in such events...
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed May 30, 2012 11:28 am

"A country priest has nothing but his Church. The fact that it is not an architectural masterpiece and is not home to any great works of art matters little to him. Each statue and piece of furniture represented a piece of the village."
Yeah, considering all that was basically stolen from the villagers.
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Post by Hermit » Wed May 30, 2012 11:38 am

If ever anyone could doubt the possibility of an act of god...

The priest was punished for his sins. Simultaneously, his death served to test the faith of his congregation. It's AOK. :tup:
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Post by klr » Wed May 30, 2012 11:44 am

It's like something out of The Omen :nervous:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed May 30, 2012 11:45 am

Hermit wrote:If ever anyone could doubt the possibility of an act of god...

The priest was punished for his sins. Simultaneously, his death served to test the faith of his congregation. It's AOK. :tup:
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Post by Svartalf » Wed May 30, 2012 12:18 pm

Indeed it does... Newton explained the rules of the outer working, but we still don't know why mass generates gravitic pull.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed May 30, 2012 12:20 pm

Svartalf wrote:Indeed it does... Newton explained the rules of the outer working, but we still don't know why mass generates gravitic pull.
It's just a theory.
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Post by Rum » Wed May 30, 2012 12:25 pm

It were god wot dunnit wunnit?

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed May 30, 2012 12:34 pm

Rum wrote:It were god wot dunnit wunnit?
"And if what I tell you every Sunday from the pulpit is not God's Own Words, may he strike me down."

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