Take Your Bible And Stuff Up It Up Your Arse !!!

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Take Your Bible And Stuff Up It Up Your Arse !!!

Post by Atheist-Lite » Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:38 am

I want to wind some Christians up but I'm not sure which sub-forum on Christian Forums is best for this. Ideas? :tup:
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TrollingChristians.org?
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Gawdzilla wrote:TrollingChristians.org?
This is going beyond trolling. I want upmost vengence on the xian flock. :whistle:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:13 pm

Crumple wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:TrollingChristians.org?
This is going beyond trolling. I want upmost vengence on the xian flock. :whistle:
I'm downmost with that. :tup:
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Post by Atheist-Lite » Sun Feb 05, 2012 2:48 pm

Joined UK Christian Forums as OneCrossMan. Just a intro post to begin with. :tup:
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Re: Take Your Bible And Stuff Up It Up Your Arse !!!

Post by Tero » Sun Feb 05, 2012 3:30 pm

It's hopeless. Xtian opens bible. It reads

Truth
Truth
Truth
Other truth
Different truth
Cryptic message
Truth
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Feb 05, 2012 4:07 pm

"Atheists are closed minded!"

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Post by Jesus_of_Nazareth » Sun Feb 05, 2012 4:13 pm

Crumple wrote:Joined UK Christian Forums as OneCrossMan. Just a intro post to begin with. :tup:

As an opening intro: "I think you are all cunts" should save you some time to do better things with your life :tup: and have a wank. maybe even on a bus - with a spoon :soup:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun Feb 05, 2012 4:13 pm

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Gawdzilla wrote:TrollingChristians.org?
This is going beyond trolling. I want upmost vengence on the xian flock. :whistle:
Just join and be yourself? :dunno:



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Re: Take Your Bible And Stuff Up It Up Your Arse !!!

Post by Atheist-Lite » Sun Feb 05, 2012 6:02 pm

Someone asked if animals have soulds and I put:

Some animals have souls. You see it in their eyes. Especially with pet dogs and these will be found in heaven I'm sure, because some must win the favour and grace of the Lord by virtue of their empathy & warmth.

Playing it cool for now. Gonna buildup a reputation before gradually rocking the boat and capsizing it. :tup:
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Post by Atheist-Lite » Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:13 pm

apophenia wrote::bored:
I'm gonna get there....this will take time. :tup:
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Re: Take Your Bible And Stuff Up It Up Your Arse !!!

Post by Mysturji » Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:17 pm

Many years ago I went to the Baptist Church but something about my fear of water always made me feel it was the wrong place for me
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