Australian Jesus Cult

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Australian Jesus Cult

Post by Atheist-Lite » Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:59 am

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Re: Australian Jesus Cult

Post by JimC » Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:42 am

Definitely just a naughty boy...
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Re: Australian Jesus Cult

Post by FBM » Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:58 am

Jesus is an Aussie, is left-handed and wears glasses. Who knew?

Edit: And Mrs. Jesus is pretty damned hawt...
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Re: Australian Jesus Cult

Post by Atheist-Lite » Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:02 am

FBM wrote:Jesus is an Aussie, is left-handed and wears glasses. Who knew?
Always a bad sign when they build a compound. Consider the Vatican. :smoke:
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Re: Australian Jesus Cult

Post by FBM » Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:03 am

Kiddie-fiddling charges in 10, 9, 8...
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Re: Australian Jesus Cult

Post by Svartalf » Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:04 am

Well, the Vatican armed forces are so few as to be a bare symbol, no way problems there would become a Waco, Ruby Ridge or Jonestown.
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Re: Australian Jesus Cult

Post by Svartalf » Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:05 am

FBM wrote:Kiddie-fiddling charges in 10, 9, 8...
does doing barely pubescent girls in 'divine marriage' or 'purification rituals' count as kiddy fiddling?
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Re: Australian Jesus Cult

Post by FBM » Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:27 am

I'll go with 'yes' on that one...
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Re: Australian Jesus Cult

Post by Svartalf » Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:28 am

So, yes, very likely to happen very fast.
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Re: Australian Jesus Cult

Post by PsychoSerenity » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:15 am

Oh dear.. this is not going to end well for any of them, is it? :?
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Re: Australian Jesus Cult

Post by redunderthebed » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:36 am

He has managed to mesh new age bollocks with christian bollocks nice work. :coffee:
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Re: Australian Jesus Cult

Post by Svartalf » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:37 am

Given that Jesus was a hippie, maybe not so hard.
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Re: Australian Jesus Cult

Post by redunderthebed » Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:56 am

It is in Queensland wouldn't be the first idiot to get popular in that state. :?
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Re: Australian Jesus Cult

Post by klr » Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:08 pm

Isn't "Jesus cult" just another name for any Christian church? [/runs away to avoid Seth]
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