Name Three Good Things About Atheism

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Name Three Good Things About Atheism

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:43 pm

1. Lie-ins on a Sunday morning
2. Not having to buy new trousers because the knees wear out
3. Being able to laugh at Father Ted without the guilty suspicion that maybe, just maybe, they are laughing at the church and not with it!
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:48 pm

It pisses S*th off.
It pisses M*ndy off.
It pisses G*wd off.
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Post by Animavore » Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:48 pm

Sex is guilt-free.
Kids will be safe from paedophile priests.
Not having fear of hell is nice, I think, I never feared it so I don't know what that feels like. My guess, horrible.
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Post by Ronja » Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:31 pm

Don't have to lie to my kids about death and such stuff.
Don't need to feel ashamed every time some gutless bishop/imam/rabbi/whatever fails to confront a "traditionally religious" person, frothing at the mouth about how someone else should or should not fuck/eat/dress/whatever.
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Post by amused » Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:26 am

girls
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Post by maiforpeace » Tue Jan 03, 2012 2:18 am

Hitler, Marx and Mao. :hehe:

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Post by Tero » Tue Jan 03, 2012 3:18 am

I got a Get Out OF Hell Free Card from a pastor once. Now I don't need it. I think I lost it anyway. It was a Monopoly card.
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Post by Audley Strange » Tue Jan 03, 2012 6:39 am

I don't believe in atheism any more than I believe in the Cosmic Hebrew.
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Re: Name Three Good Things About Atheism

Post by charlou » Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:06 am

acknowledging reality for what it is, even if I don't understand it all <-- all three things and more are in there.
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Re: Name Three Good Things About Atheism

Post by Matty the Damned » Tue Jan 03, 2012 9:58 am

1. Sam Harris
2. Brian Cox
3. http://forums.catholic.com (Srsly, these folks are da shit.)

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