the problem with having nice religious friends...

[zmonsterz]

They try to be subtle about converting you....

*recieves a video titled 'The good things you recieve along with accepting Jesus's love' with a note 'oh, this is cool, thought you'd like it' *

Me: Oh, I wonder what this is about? Maybe it's some weird ass kink-
Oh crap, it's just a sermon.

[Saoirse]

EW. (copying your avatar to share with a Dr. Who fan)

[Bella Fortuna]

Boy, things are the same, the world over.

And welcome back!

[zmonsterz]

Good to be back (let's see how long this last before I'm sucked back into the world of tumblr and school work)

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Religious friends are good to have. If meat prices suddenly go up, hey, it's pork chops every night.

As for the email, I doubt you're the only one they sent it to. Believers get Heaven points for doing that shit.

[tattuchu]

My (born-again) twin sister asked me once if I took offense to inspirational e-mail messages. If there was a good message in there, she asked, would it matter if it was in a religious context? I told her it would, because it would be impossible for me to take it seriously given its source. I then asked her how she'd feel if I sent her quotes from The Satanic Verses or whatever, if there was a kernel of truth in them or something worthwhile buried in the message that could be gotten out of them. She didn't answer. But she didn't send me any more "inspirational" messages either.

[Rum]

I'm pretty lucky. I don't know anyone religious any more.

I do however live in fear of my cousin, who is a year or two younger than me and the biggest born again I have come across. he says 'bless you' when he meets peopel.

Twat.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I'm pretty lucky. I don't know anyone religious any more.

I do however live in fear of my cousin, who is a year or two younger than me and the biggest born again I have come across. he says 'bless you' when he meets peopel.

Twat.

I on the other hand, am quite sure that if Ayaan wasn't around and I die my twatish relatives would give me a full blown Baptist funeral, and people would testify that I'd seen the light at the end and was saved and in Heaver right, and let this be a lesson to anybody considering being an atheist.

[Saoirse]

I'm pretty lucky. I don't know anyone religious any more.

I do however live in fear of my cousin, who is a year or two younger than me and the biggest born again I have come across. he says 'bless you' when he meets peopel.

Twat.

Ew, that is right up there with cashiers who tell me to "Have a blessed day." And what annoys me more is that they pronounce 'blessed' as a single syllable. For some reason that annoys me as much as blessing me in the first place.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Blest ain't a word?

[Tero]

Red Skeleton: may god bless. He was not going to TELL god to bless.

[Jason]

Except for hoping for weird ass kink, it sounds a lot like having religious family.

The most annoying, imo, has to been the 'unexpected' call from a fellow believer when you're over at their place visiting. Then they go on with a 'subtle' proselytization for 10 minutes or more.

[Bella Fortuna]

I'm pretty lucky. I don't know anyone religious any more.

I do however live in fear of my cousin, who is a year or two younger than me and the biggest born again I have come across. he says 'bless you' when he meets peopel.

Twat.

When any of us at work would go out to lunch with my old boss, she always prayed before eating, bowing her head, hands clasped while others were having conversation. It was weird and made everyone feel like they had to shut up for the duration.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I'm pretty lucky. I don't know anyone religious any more.

I do however live in fear of my cousin, who is a year or two younger than me and the biggest born again I have come across. he says 'bless you' when he meets peopel.

Twat.

When any of us at work would go out to lunch with my old boss, she always prayed before eating, bowing her head, hands clasped while others were having conversation. It was weird and made everyone feel like they had to shut up for the duration.

My favorite Norman Rockwell painting. Because of the accidental message in the window.

[Bella Fortuna]

I remember that one.