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Lord of bollocks

Post by FBM » Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:00 am

Pick a lord, any lord, and s/he/it will be full of bollocks. Trust me on this... :normal:
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Re: Lord of bollocks

Post by Faithfree » Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:05 am

I’ll raise you a messiah and see your bollocks!


Wait, that came out wrong ...
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Re: Lord of bollocks

Post by laklak » Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:06 am

Here you go, the Lord of Bullocks:

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Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Lord of bollocks

Post by FBM » Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:14 am

Faithfree wrote:I’ll raise you a messiah and see your bollocks!


Wait, that came out wrong ...
:lol: Seeing my bollocks might raise the messiah, tho.
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Re: Lord of bollocks

Post by apophenia » Sun Dec 04, 2011 8:20 am


  lordpasternack...?  

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Re: Lord of bollocks

Post by Schneibster » Sun Dec 04, 2011 8:25 am

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Re: Lord of bollocks

Post by devogue » Sun Dec 04, 2011 8:28 am

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Re: Lord of bollocks

Post by FBM » Sun Dec 04, 2011 8:31 am

Who is/was this person, dev?

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NVM. Read the tag. And I agree.
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Re: Lord of bollocks

Post by Rum » Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:42 am

He's a bull fighting, Guinness swilling, jig reeling Lordy de la dance!

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Re: Lord of bollocks

Post by FBM » Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:46 am

And he makes money for doing that sort of thing. It would get him an ass-whoopin' back where I came from. :FBM:
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Re: Lord of bollocks

Post by devogue » Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:48 am

FBM wrote:And he makes money for doing that sort of thing. It would get him an ass-whoopin' back where I came from. :FBM:
Which is where he comes from. A plastic paddy in excelsis.

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Re: Lord of bollocks

Post by FBM » Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:50 am

devogue wrote:
FBM wrote:And he makes money for doing that sort of thing. It would get him an ass-whoopin' back where I came from. :FBM:
Which is where he comes from. A plastic paddy in excelsis.
Eh? I'm from Mississippi...US of A, like that.
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Re: Lord of bollocks

Post by devogue » Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:53 am

FBM wrote:
devogue wrote:
FBM wrote:And he makes money for doing that sort of thing. It would get him an ass-whoopin' back where I came from. :FBM:
Which is where he comes from. A plastic paddy in excelsis.
Eh? I'm from Mississippi...US of A, like that.
He's from the USA, too. Chicago, I think.

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Re: Lord of bollocks

Post by FBM » Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:59 am

devogue wrote:He's from the USA, too. Chicago, I think.
Ah. A real Yankee, then. Definitely not where I'm from. They wear shoes year-round up there, I've heard. :roll:
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Re: Lord of bollocks

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Dec 04, 2011 11:45 am

apophenia wrote:
  lordpasternack...?  
She's seen more bollocks than I have.
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