War on Christmas.

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War on Christmas.

Post by DaveDodo007 » Tue Nov 29, 2011 7:25 am

War on Christmas: Fuck yeah!

It is the most shiteist time of the year. For a start it's fucking cold and always dark (where I live at least) the music is particularly nauseating in a sugarly sweet kind of spewing fest. You can't buy a cd or dvd without the queue stretching into another dimension. All the pubs/bars are full of knobhead amateur drinkers which make you want to realize your fantasy of being a serial killer come true, or is that just me. Snow on snow WTF so everything is fucking white so that makes you happy you fucking racist. You can't walk down the road without slipping on your arse ten times every other street.

Presents, presents WTF is that all about? Why do I have to spend my hard earned cash on some spoilt brats that are only related to me by chance. I choose to not increase my global footprint by not having brats ( and if anybody says it's because nobody will fuck me is a liar and probably knows me:-() I mean I have to buy presents for even the Jewish brats in my family, how the fuck does that work? Here Joseph have a Bob the builder toy tool kit for killing the Christians fucking saviour, how does that work exactly:-( Here Jess you spoilt jewish princess in waiting have a Harry Potter book and then fuck off to your synagogue which thanks you for not being a women or a goy.

I mean for fuck sake it is the dream of every breaded fat fuck, red costume wearing pedophile everywhere. I mean beat/rape the little fuckers by all means but don't come crying to me when you are moved on to a different location (I might be getting mixed up with the Catholic priesthood and Father Christmas/Santa Claus here though I have just drunk a full bottle of Jack Daniels here so you will have to forgive me.)

Xmas decorations must be a tool of the devil as there is nothing so tacky and a abomination to the eyesight as them. Yet they are displayed everywhere with a sense of pride. We are also reminded that the son of god got nailed to a tree or something, I mean WTF didn't he have a big fuck off hammer and lightening bolts or something?

Don't turn on the TV or you will be fucked into a state of a coma. Repeats of family favourites or just cheap television, you would think all the money they have saved all year what with big brother, x factor dance and ice skating they would have saved enough money to make a decent program but you will be wrong because it's all repeats and some celebrity whore who would rather be working than spend time with his/her family.

Anyway where was I, Oh yes fuck xmas fuck it up its own arse and to hell with fox 'news.' :holcheer:
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Re: War on Christmas.

Post by JimC » Tue Nov 29, 2011 7:36 am

Don't be so namby-pamby about Xmas, Dave, tell us what you really think...

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(and check out our Xmas forum. It may involve a flame war with Clinton...)

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Re: War on Christmas.

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Nov 29, 2011 7:50 am

The OP is full of concentrated incorrectitude. As any sensible person knows, Christmas is awesome. Everything about it is awesome. Its awesomeness is indivisible and any oaf who claims otherwise will receive a cavalry sabre in the jacksie
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Re: War on Christmas.

Post by Robert_S » Tue Nov 29, 2011 7:55 am

I posted this in another thread, but I think it fits better in this one:

What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: War on Christmas.

Post by FBM » Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:02 am

I'm with you, Dave. I won't have anything to do with that farce anymore. It started out as bullshit and has had more bullshit heaped upon it every year for centuries. It's a festering pile of...wait...Was anyone here perchance thinking of sending me something for xmas? :FIO:
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Re: War on Christmas.

Post by Robert_S » Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:05 am

It was a pagan festival, and now it's a sales gimmick.

I could swear it was something else in between, but I cannot for the life of me recall what it was. :think:
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: War on Christmas.

Post by FBM » Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:10 am

Fairy tale?
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Re: War on Christmas.

Post by Schneibster » Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:11 am

Actually, Afghan Muslim Christmas trees are being sold in Texas because they're the only ones that survived the drought.

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Re: War on Christmas.

Post by Robert_S » Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:11 am

FBM wrote:Fairy tale?
Once upon a time Devogue and Lozzer...
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: War on Christmas.

Post by FBM » Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:13 am

Robert_S wrote:
FBM wrote:Fairy tale?
Once upon a time Devogue and Lozzer...
That would be a fairy's tail....
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Re: War on Christmas.

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:17 am

I'm not listening to you lot, I'm putting my Rat Pack Christmas Album on....
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!

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Re: War on Christmas.

Post by Robert_S » Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:26 am

FBM wrote:
Robert_S wrote:
FBM wrote:Fairy tale?
Once upon a time Devogue and Lozzer...
That would be a fairy's tail....
I bet they'd be awesome as sidekicks in a film... I mean one of those films with a plot and character development, not the kind you watch and wipe up after you dirty minded so and so's.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: War on Christmas.

Post by JimC » Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:37 am

The weird thing is we still have xmas cards full of snow, and people chuntering on about a white xmas when it's fucking 40 degrees in the shade down her in Oz...

But fuck it, I still want my xmas pud with brandy sauce!
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Nov 29, 2011 2:42 pm

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Re: War on Christmas.

Post by kiki5711 » Tue Nov 29, 2011 2:58 pm

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