It is the most shiteist time of the year. For a start it's fucking cold and always dark (where I live at least) the music is particularly nauseating in a sugarly sweet kind of spewing fest. You can't buy a cd or dvd without the queue stretching into another dimension. All the pubs/bars are full of knobhead amateur drinkers which make you want to realize your fantasy of being a serial killer come true, or is that just me. Snow on snow WTF so everything is fucking white so that makes you happy you fucking racist. You can't walk down the road without slipping on your arse ten times every other street.
Presents, presents WTF is that all about? Why do I have to spend my hard earned cash on some spoilt brats that are only related to me by chance. I choose to not increase my global footprint by not having brats ( and if anybody says it's because nobody will fuck me is a liar and probably knows me:-() I mean I have to buy presents for even the Jewish brats in my family, how the fuck does that work? Here Joseph have a Bob the builder toy tool kit for killing the Christians fucking saviour, how does that work exactly:-( Here Jess you spoilt jewish princess in waiting have a Harry Potter book and then fuck off to your synagogue which thanks you for not being a women or a goy.
I mean for fuck sake it is the dream of every breaded fat fuck, red costume wearing pedophile everywhere. I mean beat/rape the little fuckers by all means but don't come crying to me when you are moved on to a different location (I might be getting mixed up with the Catholic priesthood and Father Christmas/Santa Claus here though I have just drunk a full bottle of Jack Daniels here so you will have to forgive me.)
Xmas decorations must be a tool of the devil as there is nothing so tacky and a abomination to the eyesight as them. Yet they are displayed everywhere with a sense of pride. We are also reminded that the son of god got nailed to a tree or something, I mean WTF didn't he have a big fuck off hammer and lightening bolts or something?
Don't turn on the TV or you will be fucked into a state of a coma. Repeats of family favourites or just cheap television, you would think all the money they have saved all year what with big brother, x factor dance and ice skating they would have saved enough money to make a decent program but you will be wrong because it's all repeats and some celebrity whore who would rather be working than spend time with his/her family.
Anyway where was I, Oh yes fuck xmas fuck it up its own arse and to hell with fox 'news.'
