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God's Power
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Re: God's Power
Appearing on toast!
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Re: God's Power
Never a truer word spoken in jest, and all that. 
The more we know about the natural world around us, the less we need God as an explanation. It also doesn't help his case that we've become very demanding in terms of evidence.
The more we know about the natural world around us, the less we need God as an explanation. It also doesn't help his case that we've become very demanding in terms of evidence.
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
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The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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Re: God's Power
Your gods is a god that doesn't give you what you wanted?
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Re: God's Power
Who doesn't want God-toast? It's...Heavenly.Jonesboy wrote:Your gods is a god that doesn't give you what you wanted?
The green careening planet
spins blindly in the dark
so close to annihilation.
Listen. No one listens. Meow.
spins blindly in the dark
so close to annihilation.
Listen. No one listens. Meow.
Re: God's Power
There you are then. The real God is a God of fluffy toys and nice food.hadespussercats wrote:Who doesn't want God-toast? It's...Heavenly.Jonesboy wrote:Your gods is a god that doesn't give you what you wanted?
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I didn't get my fluffy toy.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Heh. What you really want is a fluffer.FBM wrote:I didn't get my fluffy toy.
The green careening planet
spins blindly in the dark
so close to annihilation.
Listen. No one listens. Meow.
spins blindly in the dark
so close to annihilation.
Listen. No one listens. Meow.
Re: God's Power
If you can get a fluffy toy then YOU WILL believe.FBM wrote:I didn't get my fluffy toy.
I'm afraid you have no counterargument.
Think. Fluffy toy.
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Got one of those...hadespussercats wrote:Heh. What you really want is a fluffer.FBM wrote:I didn't get my fluffy toy.
I'll get right on it, dood. Will keep you posted.Jonesboy wrote:If you can get a fluffy toy then YOU WILL believe.FBM wrote:I didn't get my fluffy toy.
I'm afraid you have no counterargument.
Think. Fluffy toy.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Try putting "having fun at Ratz" at the top of your list, you might like it here. You hang around long enough you'll get a masters course in trolling and you can find a nice little forum to torment out there somewhere. Settle down, have some trollettes of your own, become a man of the community.Jonesboy wrote:There you are then. The real God is a God of fluffy toys and nice food.
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Not just toast, try telling me this is not an awesome use of god's power.
http://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com ... -dog-butt/
Do not tempt him shallow ones, follow the gort or the shoe.
http://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com ... -dog-butt/
Do not tempt him shallow ones, follow the gort or the shoe.
We should be MOST skeptical of ideas we like because we are sufficiently skeptical of ideas that we don't like. Penn Jillette.
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My coffee pot came with a permanent god filter to keep the god from getting into the pot.hadespussercats wrote:Who doesn't want God-toast? It's...Heavenly.
'Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man -- living in the sky -- who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do.. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! ..But He loves you.' - George Carlin
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