Whatever happened to the Devil?

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Whatever happened to the Devil?

Post by Santa_Claus » Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:37 pm

The Devil used to have a major part in Christianity - but nowadays hardly gets a mention by the "mainstream" Christianity.

Is he slowly getting written out of the script?....because it sounds silly :hehe:
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Re: Whatever happened to the Devil?

Post by Tero » Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:40 pm

Its not a public issue like gay marriage. They still use exorcism.
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Re: Whatever happened to the Devil?

Post by Feck » Thu Nov 17, 2011 12:40 pm

They can't explain him at all it's a logical fail they have to admit he is a god with all the powers of creation or just a servant of their god .. If he is doing gods work who is EVIL ?
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Re: Whatever happened to the Devil?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Nov 17, 2011 1:38 pm

He moved to Missouri.
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Re: Whatever happened to the Devil?

Post by charlou » Thu Nov 17, 2011 2:59 pm

Satan, as depicted in teh passion of the christ ... asexual .. amoral .. woman cast in a traditionally male role ... irrefuckingsistably enigmatic and wise and ... free ...

Whatever happened to the devil? Whatever you think happened.
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Re: Whatever happened to the Devil?

Post by Callan » Thu Nov 17, 2011 3:09 pm

He's in the detail.
Apparently.
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Re: Whatever happened to the Devil?

Post by Azathoth » Thu Nov 17, 2011 3:10 pm

He won
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.

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Re: Whatever happened to the Devil?

Post by Animavore » Thu Nov 17, 2011 3:13 pm

He entered a woman's egg at the moment of conception in the 70s and merged with it with the intention of being born in human-form as the antichrist.
A few weeks after she had an abortion. :ddpan:

And like that - poof - he was gone.
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Re: Whatever happened to the Devil?

Post by Robert_S » Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:37 pm

Animavore wrote:He entered a woman's egg at the moment of conception in the 70s and merged with it with the intention of being born in human-form as the antichrist.
A few weeks after she had an abortion. :ddpan:

And like that - poof - he was gone.
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Re: Whatever happened to the Devil?

Post by Rum » Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:38 pm

The devil you say!
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Re: Whatever happened to the Devil?

Post by Svartalf » Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:42 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:He moved to Missouri.
and mmarried Ayaan?
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Re: Whatever happened to the Devil?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:43 pm

Svartalf wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:He moved to Missouri.
and mmarried Ayaan?
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Re: Whatever happened to the Devil?

Post by Svartalf » Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:44 pm

charlou wrote:Satan, as depicted in teh passion of the christ ... asexual .. amoral .. woman cast in a traditionally male role ... irrefuckingsistably enigmatic and wise and ... free ...

Whatever happened to the devil? Whatever you think happened.
WTF? Could you remind me where the devil is mentioned in the Passion thing? I remembered only the 40 days in the desert and temptation, as well as some of the exorcisms.
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Re: Whatever happened to the Devil?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Nov 17, 2011 6:34 pm

Completely fail on the subject line, btw.
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Re: Whatever happened to the Devil?

Post by Robert_S » Thu Nov 17, 2011 6:44 pm

Svartalf wrote:
charlou wrote:Satan, as depicted in teh passion of the christ ... asexual .. amoral .. woman cast in a traditionally male role ... irrefuckingsistably enigmatic and wise and ... free ...

Whatever happened to the devil? Whatever you think happened.
WTF? Could you remind me where the devil is mentioned in the Passion thing? I remembered only the 40 days in the desert and temptation, as well as some of the exorcisms.
I think Charlou was referring to that woman who tempted him off the cross.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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