Practical uses for the Bible

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Practical uses for the Bible

Post by Pappa » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:09 am

1) Propping open your hotel window to get some cool, fresh air.

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Post by JimC » Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:13 am

It is a vital resource to learn how to use hungry bears to discipline children...

Alas, in Oz, Koalas cannot be tempted to eat children who don't do their maths homework...
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Post by redunderthebed » Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:12 am

Two posts in and noone mentioned rollies or joints?!
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:53 am

I found Gallstones' bible:
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Post by Tyrannical » Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:03 am

Annoying feminists with the misogynistic passages.

Bitches can't argue with God, gnomesian?
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Post by klr » Sat Oct 22, 2011 11:59 am

Zombie Gawdzilla wrote:I found Gallstones' bible:
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I found Andy Dufresne's Bible:

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Post by Hermit » Sat Oct 22, 2011 12:00 pm

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Re: Practical uses for the Bible

Post by Jason » Sat Oct 22, 2011 1:36 pm

Pappa wrote:1) Propping open your hotel window to get some cool, fresh air.
I've actually done that.. except it was at my dads house and he always keeps the heat way too high. :lay:
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Post by Faithfree » Sat Oct 22, 2011 1:53 pm

redunderthebed wrote:Two posts in and noone mentioned rollies or joints?!
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Also can be used for emergency toilet paper - emergency only, mind you - rough and not very absorbent.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Oct 22, 2011 2:02 pm

Faithfree wrote:Also can be used for emergency toilet paper - emergency only, mind you - rough and not very absorbent.
:thinks: Would it leave more shit than it removed?
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Re: Practical uses for the Bible

Post by Jason » Sat Oct 22, 2011 2:04 pm

That makes me think.. punishment for atheism - bible verses tattooed on and around your arsehole in concentric circles.. now to find some appropriate verses.
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Re: Practical uses for the Bible

Post by apophenia » Tue Oct 25, 2011 4:43 am




“Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.”
— Isaac Asimov





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Re: Practical uses for the Bible

Post by maiforpeace » Tue Oct 25, 2011 4:51 am

redunderthebed wrote:Two posts in and noone mentioned rollies or joints?!
The paper is too harsh for rolling in a joint. :smoke:
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Re: Practical uses for the Bible

Post by maiforpeace » Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:02 am

Seraph wrote:Image
What, looks delicious...the Bible, or that big juicy guy? :hehe:
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Re: Practical uses for the Bible

Post by Schneibster » Tue Oct 25, 2011 5:25 am

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