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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:21 am

http://jesusween.com/

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http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/10/10/the ... d=moreonnf
JesusWeen founder Pastor Paul Ade began replacing sugar with scripture in 2002. “All it took was putting a bible into every bag as they opened each bag with a smile,” declares the JesusWeen website, adding that it was “much easier than expected” to trick kids into thinking the Bible was a treat.
These arseholes can fuck right off. :livid:
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Re: Trick or Twat

Post by Ian » Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:25 am

Reposted from two years ago:
Some neighbor of mine gave out little ziploc backs full of treats to kids yesterday on Halloween. In the bags were lollipops, milk duds and little cartoon books.

It turns out, the cartoons were religious pamphlets. And not church advertisements or some postcard of Jesus holding a lamb, but real fire-and-brimstone stuff meant to inspire terror amongst kids. Images of people being killed and tormented in hell, with promises that these things would happen to the reader as well if they did not become a devout, conservative Christian.

I should point out that the oldest of my kids is only 4. She didn't get to look through the book, since I found it first and took it away. Thank goodness, considering some of the graphics! Even to someone who can't read yet, this is deliberately horrifying stuff.

Here's a copy of one of them, which I found online:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0003/0003_01.asp

Handed out to children! :pissed: Needless to say, we won't stop at their house next Halloween.

Now the question I have is: what form of retribution shall I devise? :twisted:
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Re: Trick or Twat

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:40 am

Jack Chick is sick.
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Re: Trick or Twat

Post by Feck » Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:43 am

I like the idea of Christians hiding on Halloween .
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Re: Trick or Twat

Post by Rum » Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:43 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:http://jesusween.com/

:ddpan:

http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/10/10/the ... d=moreonnf
JesusWeen founder Pastor Paul Ade began replacing sugar with scripture in 2002. “All it took was putting a bible into every bag as they opened each bag with a smile,” declares the JesusWeen website, adding that it was “much easier than expected” to trick kids into thinking the Bible was a treat.
These arseholes can fuck right off. :livid:
More like Jesus whine..
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:44 am

adding that it was “much easier than expected” to trick kids into thinking the Bible was a treat.
I wonder if he realized his was admitting that it was just a trick?
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Re: Trick or Twat

Post by Feck » Tue Oct 11, 2011 9:53 am

'Ha Ha I have given the kids Bibble quotes not candy for Halloween .'

' Why is my car on fire ?'
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Post by Ronja » Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:10 am

. :|~

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When lost for words, smileys can be strangely suitable.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:57 am

Ronja wrote:. :|~

. :mob:


When lost for words, smileys can be strangely suitable.
Well duh. :read:
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Re: Trick or Twat

Post by Mousy » Tue Oct 11, 2011 3:35 pm

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Re: Trick or Twat

Post by Rum » Tue Oct 11, 2011 4:04 pm

Jesus Fawkes...?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Oct 11, 2011 4:22 pm

Rum wrote:Jesus Fawkes...?
...Mohammed?
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Re: Trick or Twat

Post by Rum » Tue Oct 11, 2011 4:50 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Rum wrote:Jesus Fawkes...?
...Mohammed?
Given he is one with his father, it would appear that in actual fact he fawked his mum. :tut:
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Re: Trick or Twat

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Oct 11, 2011 4:52 pm

Rum wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Rum wrote:Jesus Fawkes...?
...Mohammed?
Given he is one with his father, it would appear that in actual fact he fawked his mum. :tut:
Okay then. I just thought "Jesus & Mo" was based in fact.
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Re: Trick or Twat

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Oct 11, 2011 4:53 pm

Twat?

Twat?

I cunt hear you. Can you speak a titty bit louder?
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