Or we could just tattoo their foreheads for identification

[drl2]

Putting Atheists on a "National Registry" - What Say YOU ?

Brothers and Sisters , I have been seriously considering forming a ( Christian ) grassroots type of organization to be named "The Christian National Registry of Atheists" or something similar . I mean , think about it . There are already National Registrys for convicted sex offenders , ex-convicts , terrorist cells , hate groups like the KKK , skinheads , radical Islamists , etc..

I hope this is a Poe, but I'm thinking it's for real.

[charlou]

I've had experience of this type of theist and it's a painfully good likeness, but I'm going with poe on this ... though that's probably wishful thinking on my part.

[Ronja]

To my dismay I found these posts, corresponding well to each other: atheist brother's post commented by a post by pastor Mike and that, again commented by the atheist brother. Either this Poe is a dedicated enough to maintain two rather genuine looking blogs, or pastor Mike really is as insane as his blog suggests.

The pastor's brother, on the other hand, sounds quite interesting.

[Seth]

To my dismay I found these posts, corresponding well to each other: atheist brother's post commented by a post by pastor Mike and that, again commented by the atheist brother. Either this Poe is a dedicated enough to maintain two rather genuine looking blogs, or pastor Mike really is as insane as his blog suggests.

The pastor's brother, on the other hand, sounds quite interesting.

Sauce, goose, gander. I've seen enough similar, and frequently more radical "solutions" coming from atheists to justify a little turnabout. After all, religionists are in the majority. Perhaps Atheists will have to do what Catholics had to do in England, with "priest holes" in their houses and secret worship ceremonies.

That's what you get sometimes when you piss off the majority sufficiently.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

[Xamonas Chegwé]

To my dismay I found these posts, corresponding well to each other: atheist brother's post commented by a post by pastor Mike and that, again commented by the atheist brother. Either this Poe is a dedicated enough to maintain two rather genuine looking blogs, or pastor Mike really is as insane as his blog suggests.

The pastor's brother, on the other hand, sounds quite interesting.

Sauce, goose, gander. I've seen enough similar, and frequently more radical "solutions" coming from atheists to justify a little turnabout. After all, religionists are in the majority. Perhaps Atheists will have to do what Catholics had to do in England, with "priest holes" in their houses and secret worship ceremonies.

That's what you get sometimes when you piss off the majority sufficiently.

The part you seem to miss (quite spectacularly) is that when an atheist group suggests something similar, it is almost always a parody, a joke, a cocked snook, in response to some similar suggestion by theists. When theists come up with such bollocks, they fucking mean it and seriously think that the rest of the (god-fearing) world will applaud them for their forthrightness! (I am not claiming that there are not a few humorless twats among the secular minority but (BY GOD (irony intended)) there are a multitude more among the more fundamental religiots!

[laklak]

To my dismay I found these posts, corresponding well to each other: atheist brother's post commented by a post by pastor Mike and that, again commented by the atheist brother. Either this Poe is a dedicated enough to maintain two rather genuine looking blogs, or pastor Mike really is as insane as his blog suggests.

The pastor's brother, on the other hand, sounds quite interesting.

Sauce, goose, gander. I've seen enough similar, and frequently more radical "solutions" coming from atheists to justify a little turnabout. After all, religionists are in the majority. Perhaps Atheists will have to do what Catholics had to do in England, with "priest holes" in their houses and secret worship ceremonies.

That's what you get sometimes when you piss off the majority sufficiently.

Fuck the majority. I don't need a priest hole, they need a life insurance policy. I'm armed to the fucking teeth and the first fucking fundy that attempts any shit with me or my family is fucking dead, pure and simple. Fuck them and the church they rode in on, fuck their pastors, fuck their pious, smarmy ministers, fuck their brain-dead ideology. Fuck with me and you'd better bring some goddamned fearsome firepower, because I'm a pissed off, locked and loaded atheist redneck mother and I have no problem, absolutely no problem at all, sending them on to Jebus' loving arms. After all, I have no morals, so killing comes natural.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Fuck the majority. I don't need a priest hole, they need a life insurance policy. I'm armed to the fucking teeth and the first fucking fundy that attempts any shit with me or my family is fucking dead, pure and simple. Fuck them and the church they rode in on, fuck their pastors, fuck their pious, smarmy ministers, fuck their brain-dead ideology. Fuck with me and you'd better bring some goddamned fearsome firepower, because I'm a pissed off, locked and loaded atheist redneck mother and I have no problem, absolutely no problem at all, sending them on to Jebus loving arms. After all, I have no morals, so killing comes natural.

God bless you, my child.

[laklak]

Fuck the majority. I don't need a priest hole, they need a life insurance policy. I'm armed to the fucking teeth and the first fucking fundy that attempts any shit with me or my family is fucking dead, pure and simple. Fuck them and the church they rode in on, fuck their pastors, fuck their pious, smarmy ministers, fuck their brain-dead ideology. Fuck with me and you'd better bring some goddamned fearsome firepower, because I'm a pissed off, locked and loaded atheist redneck mother and I have no problem, absolutely no problem at all, sending them on to Jebus loving arms. After all, I have no morals, so killing comes natural.

God bless you, my child.

Thank you, Father. Shall I say a few Male Hairys or Dour Mothers?

[Hermit]

fuck their pastors

I think Ted Haggard, among others, might like to become acquainted with you.

[Feck]

I can't seem to post comment ? I suggested that atheists should be required to register and then given a number tattoo'd on their forearm .

[charlou]

I can't seem to post comment ? I suggested that atheists should be required to register and then given a number tattoo'd on their forearm .

Are fundies acting to fulfill biblical prophesy?

[JimC]

Can I have a quadratic equation as my atheist tattoo?

[charlou]

Can I have a quadratic equation as my atheist tattoo?

Subversive

[Animavore]

I got this far.

Why do many atheists hold a hatred toward a creator they say doesn't exist? How can you hate something you claim doesn't exist?

Fucking moron.