Jeeeessus effing Christ on a stick!

[Rum]

Stumbled on this site. http://www.christianprayercenter.com/faith-prayers/

..and here's an example of the poor illiterate shit that is posted there. You might consider mayhem..or not. :twisted:

"Prays for Protection shield from the dartk forces
It been three weeks and the prays have help my daughter and I. Chinita my daughter seizure - Today 6/12/11 is the first time since 6/1/11. I prayed the forces off me and they attack her. The enemies work by the moon. As I doing this the force trying to fine out what I doing. When Chinita leave the house enemies follow her. At work the enemies constantly watch Carol to see what mistakes make so they can write me. Thank to the GLORY OF GOD. I need prays keep the forces off Chinita and Carol body. Chinita and Carol has been sleeping well.

GOD's protection shield to keep the forces from pentrating Chinita and Carol body and the House(2629 N. Corlies St, Phila, PA).This has heldp from Chinita seizures. GOD protection during the faces of the moon which my enemies work by. THANK BE TO THE FATHER and the Christians Prayer Center".

[Feck]

I posted that on Face book earlier ... It's fucking brilliant Laugh ? I had to change my trousers !

[Rum]

I went through the offering a prayer process there. They did the usual form filling thing and the final bit?..a minimum of 9 dollars to post your prayer! Sooo unsurprising. Pure wankerage!

[Geoff]

And she's helpfully posted her address so the men in white coats can find her easily.

[charlou]

Someone should rescue her daughter, at least.

[Svartalf]

I posted that on Face book earlier ... It's fucking brilliant Laugh ? I had to change my trousers !

Brilliant? so it's a POE rather than the kind of stupidity that should warrant a Darwin award?

[Feck]

I posted that on Face book earlier ... It's fucking brilliant Laugh ? I had to change my trousers !

Brilliant? so it's a POE rather than the kind of stupidity that should warrant a Darwin award?

No they really are charging for prayers !!!!!!!! Go look at the site

[Robert_S]

I posted that on Face book earlier ... It's fucking brilliant Laugh ? I had to change my trousers !

Brilliant? so it's a POE rather than the kind of stupidity that should warrant a Darwin award?

No they really are charging for prayers !!!!!!!! Go look at the site

Wow, getting payed to pray sounds...

Oh my brother and sisters,I feel the Holy Ghost coming! Send me you prayer requests and a small donation and the Lord will repay you thousandths, maybe even millionths fold!!!

The power of Christ propels me!!! or maybe that's just gas

[Cunt]

I went through the offering a prayer process there. They did the usual form filling thing and the final bit?..a minimum of 9 dollars to post your prayer! Sooo unsurprising. Pure wankerage!

You are just mad because you couldn't get a deal on it.

[Rum]

I went through the offering a prayer process there. They did the usual form filling thing and the final bit?..a minimum of 9 dollars to post your prayer! Sooo unsurprising. Pure wankerage!

You are just mad because you couldn't get a deal on it.

In the end I knelt down at home and said a few things to the Lard..and he didn't charge me a penny!

[Svartalf]

I went through the offering a prayer process there. They did the usual form filling thing and the final bit?..a minimum of 9 dollars to post your prayer! Sooo unsurprising. Pure wankerage!

You are just mad because you couldn't get a deal on it.

A deal? I'd want a cut.

[Rum]

I went back and read some of the prayers in a bit more detail and two things come out for me. The first is the pain and suffering they 'prayers' represent, which is really quite sad and the second the apparent level of mental illness amongst the posters..and not just religious delusion.

[Feck]

I went back and read some of the prayers in a bit more detail and two things come out for me. The first is the pain and suffering they 'prayers' represent, which is really quite sad and the second the apparent level of mental illness amongst the posters..and not just religious delusion.

I did feel sad that some of the requests were for prayers for people having a terrible time , but I skipped from 'Prayers for healing' to 'prayers for Faith' so I could laugh without feeling quite so mean and nasty . I wonder how much money the site is making ?

[JimC]

The wages of sin might be death, but the wages of prayer could be quite substantial...

Behind it all will be a grinning human jackal...

[Gawdzilla Sama]

". At work the enemies constantly watch Carol to see what mistakes make so they can write me. "

Dear Carol's Mom,

We are forced to write you again as you phone is once more disconnected for unpaid bills. We take this opportunity to remind you that you promised to go over the operation of a broom with Carol every day before sending her to this facility. She should at least be aware of which end goes on the floor before she leaves your house. We would also appreciate it if you could get her to stop breathing in peoples' faces and shouting, "Demon! Can you smell him?!" If demons smell like cheap booze we think she has a strong case. Perhaps the "mouse worsh" you said she's using now could be traded for a strong type?

Yours Truly
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A Publicly Funded Corporation.