The gift of faith - sorry bud you is outa luck!

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The gift of faith - sorry bud you is outa luck!

Post by Rum » Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:37 am

When I was a Christian in my late teens I recall a discussion about the nature of faith. There was general agreement from those who 'knew' that it was a gift from god.

I was thinking about this earlier and I looked up a few bits in the Bible including this from Romans 12:3 which says " ... God has allotted to each a measure of faith.” Faith is not therefore a personal quality or something to work at, but rather a gift from god.

So - let's get this straight guys - god hates atheists so much he decided not to give any of us the gift of faith....


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Post by Thinking Aloud » Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:44 am

Non no no nononono... You were a Christian, therefore you had the gift, but you chose to give it away. It's only those who were born as atheists who either weren't given the gift, or who've left it in its box.

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Post by Rum » Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:56 am

Thinking Aloud wrote:Non no no nononono... You were a Christian, therefore you had the gift, but you chose to give it away. It's only those who were born as atheists who either weren't given the gift, or who've left it in its box.
Hmm..does that mean I am a born again atheist? :dance:

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Post by FBM » Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:59 am

I kept the receipt for my gift of faith and swapped it for a bigger dick.
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Re: The gift of faith - sorry bud you is outa luck!

Post by JimC » Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:12 am

FBM wrote:I kept the receipt for my gift of faith and swapped it for a bigger dick.
Since I didn't need to do such a swap, I returned the gift to sender...
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:15 am

I don't remember putting any faith on my Amazon wish list... :what:
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Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:21 am

For those of you who didn't recieve the gift, or lost it, then Dr Persinger can recreate it for you. (But you do have to wear a silly hat)
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Re: The gift of faith - sorry bud you is outa luck!

Post by FBM » Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:29 am

JimC wrote:
FBM wrote:I kept the receipt for my gift of faith and swapped it for a bigger dick.
Since I didn't need to do such a swap, I returned the gift to sender...

:shifty:


Uhm...all's well that ends well, eh? :zombie:
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Post by mistermack » Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:25 am

FBM wrote:I kept the receipt for my gift of faith and swapped it for a bigger dick.
JimC wrote:Since I didn't need to do such a swap, I returned the gift to sender...
My dick's near enough. But I would love to have a cunt as well. Where do I apply?

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:48 am

FBM wrote:I kept the receipt for my gift of faith and swapped it for a bigger dick.
I didn't think you needed help to be a big dick...


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Re: The gift of faith - sorry bud you is outa luck!

Post by Santa_Claus » Tue Jun 14, 2011 11:53 am

I think if you read that passage carefully (or have someone guide you) that it actually refers to wanking on buses. or summit.

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Re: The gift of faith - sorry bud you is outa luck!

Post by Geoff » Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:02 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:Non no no nononono... You were a Christian, therefore you had the gift, but you chose to give it away. It's only those who were born as atheists who either weren't given the gift, or who've left it in its box.
Damn, now where did I put that box...?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:19 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:Non no no nononono... You were a Christian, therefore you had the gift, but you chose to give it away. It's only those who were born as atheists who either weren't given the gift, or who've left it in its box.
Never had it, never needed it, never wanted it.
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Post by Thinking Aloud » Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:22 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:Non no no nononono... You were a Christian, therefore you had the gift, but you chose to give it away. It's only those who were born as atheists who either weren't given the gift, or who've left it in its box.
Never had it, never needed it, never wanted it.
In denial, you are.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:25 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Thinking Aloud wrote:Non no no nononono... You were a Christian, therefore you had the gift, but you chose to give it away. It's only those who were born as atheists who either weren't given the gift, or who've left it in its box.
Never had it, never needed it, never wanted it.
In denial, you are.
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