Living Statues : The New Scam

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Living Statues : The New Scam

Post by Atheist-Lite » Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:36 pm

Anyone else seen these? They just stand there waiting for money. The new woo?

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Re: Living Statues : The New Scam

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:38 pm

Hardly new. :tea:
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Re: Living Statues : The New Scam

Post by cowiz » Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:39 pm

I wonder what would happen if I felt her tits?
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Re: Living Statues : The New Scam

Post by Atheist-Lite » Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:46 pm

Their new to me. I've yet to catch up with the modern world and all its new fangled ways. :zilla:
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Re: Living Statues : The New Scam

Post by Thinking Aloud » Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:48 pm

pawiz wrote:I wonder what would happen if I felt her tits?
a) You'd have to be in Skegness;
b) She seems to have disguised them.
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Re: Living Statues : The New Scam

Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:48 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Hardly new. :tea:
He's about 30 years too late...
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Re: Living Statues : The New Scam

Post by Atheist-Lite » Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:53 pm

It could be I've passed by them and thought they were real statues in the past. It isn't my specialist subject....really. :coffee:
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Re: Living Statues : The New Scam

Post by cowiz » Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:54 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:
pawiz wrote:I wonder what would happen if I felt her tits?
a) You'd have to be in Skegness;
b) She seems to have disguised them.
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Re: Living Statues : The New Scam

Post by Thinking Aloud » Fri Jun 03, 2011 6:57 pm

For uncultured British folks and foreigners, Skegness is famous for its "jolly fisherman" railway posters from the 1920s and 30s:
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Re: Living Statues : The New Scam

Post by Atheist-Lite » Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:01 pm

To be honest I had a ulterior motive of torturing those with no ice-cream in their fridges with this thread. I will say the ice-cream from Skegness is amongst the best in the country and they sell a excellent range of replica weaponry to boot if that's your thing. :tup:
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Re: Living Statues : The New Scam

Post by Thinking Aloud » Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:03 pm

My ice cream is in my freezer. It tends to melt in the fridge. Very slowly.
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Re: Living Statues : The New Scam

Post by Atheist-Lite » Fri Jun 03, 2011 7:11 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:My ice cream is in my freezer. It tends to melt in the fridge. Very slowly.
That's what I meant, glad you spotted that... :tup: :whistle:
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Re: Living Statues : The New Scam

Post by Feck » Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:27 pm

I used to spend all my weekends and summer holidays near Skegness it is ,like all of Lincolnshire, a dull flat place The locals have webbed feet and IQ's in the duck range too. The last time anything happened there was 1953 .
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Re: Living Statues : The New Scam

Post by Atheist-Lite » Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:32 pm

Feck wrote:I used to spend all my weekends and summer holidays near Skegness it is ,like all of Lincolnshire, a dull flat place The locals have webbed feet and IQ's in the duck range too. The last time anything happened there was 1953 .
Nothing ever happens here, these are not the droids you want, please move along. :coffee:
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Re: Living Statues : The New Scam

Post by Millefleur » Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:42 pm

My chavtastic sister spent her last 'holiday' at Butlins in 'Skeggy' :?
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