Lord Ra-El, the returned Christ

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Lord Ra-El, the returned Christ

Post by cowiz » Mon May 30, 2011 9:54 am

You'd think the son of man could come up with a better website.

http://ra-el.org/

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Re: Lord Ra-El, the returned Christ

Post by klr » Mon May 30, 2011 9:57 am

Damn, the Knights Templar used to be able to put on a better show than that. :hehe:
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Re: Lord Ra-El, the returned Christ

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon May 30, 2011 10:00 am

I saw a new website similar to that one appear once. The guy put a hit counter at the bottom, and the day the site opened it was already over one million hits. I checked back a month later and it was something like 1,000,014.
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Re: Lord Ra-El, the returned Christ

Post by cowiz » Mon May 30, 2011 10:02 am

Check out the loon's videos under the "Messages" section.
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Re: Lord Ra-El, the returned Christ

Post by PsychoSerenity » Mon May 30, 2011 10:15 am

With the immense amount of letters addressed to Him, it would be impossible to personally answer them all, but rest assured, He does receive every message.
Is that how it worked with prayers when he was in heaven? Could he not work a miracle? Or possibly an auto-reply?
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Re: Lord Ra-El, the returned Christ

Post by klr » Mon May 30, 2011 10:20 am

God's inbox?

An oldie but a goodie:

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Re: Lord Ra-El, the returned Christ

Post by Thinking Aloud » Mon May 30, 2011 10:24 am

At least he uses a Mac.
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Re: Lord Ra-El, the returned Christ

Post by Rum » Mon May 30, 2011 10:30 am

You can follow his second cumming on twitter too! :hehe:
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Re: Lord Ra-El, the returned Christ

Post by cowiz » Mon May 30, 2011 10:31 am

I love the email from Buddha re "Wrath Management"
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Re: Lord Ra-El, the returned Christ

Post by Thinking Aloud » Mon May 30, 2011 10:46 am

If you want to hear a really bad "British" accent, go and watch his video. Actually, don't go and watch it - just start it up and skip to somewhere in the middle, listen for three seconds and then switch it off. That's about all I could face.
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Re: Lord Ra-El, the returned Christ

Post by cowiz » Mon May 30, 2011 10:48 am

Thinking Aloud wrote:If you want to hear a really bad "British" accent, go and watch his video. Actually, don't go and watch it - just start it up and skip to somewhere in the middle, listen for three seconds and then switch it off. That's about all I could face.
He was blathering on about "ramparts tumbling down" and I gave up.
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Re: Lord Ra-El, the returned Christ

Post by cowiz » Mon May 30, 2011 10:50 am

Amusingly they spell his name differently on various pages. Sometime Ra-El and other Ray-El.
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Re: Lord Ra-El, the returned Christ

Post by Thinking Aloud » Mon May 30, 2011 10:56 am

pawiz wrote:Amusingly they spell his name differently on various pages. Sometime Ra-El and other Ray-El.
Becos I dun reserch, I noes that ther spellin wiv ther Wy in it is the "acceptable alternative with the Hebrew vowel" or summat.
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Re: Lord Ra-El, the returned Christ

Post by FBM » Mon May 30, 2011 10:59 am

pawiz wrote:I love the email from Buddha re "Wrath Management"
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Yeah, that caught me the right way, too. :lol:
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Re: Lord Ra-El, the returned Christ

Post by cowiz » Mon May 30, 2011 10:59 am

Thinking Aloud wrote:
pawiz wrote:Amusingly they spell his name differently on various pages. Sometime Ra-El and other Ray-El.
Becos I dun reserch, I noes that ther spellin wiv ther Wy in it is the "acceptable alternative with the Hebrew vowel" or summat.
He IS-RA-EL - coincidence? I think not. He must be the true messiah.
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