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Banned from the Vatican forum!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue May 24, 2011 5:46 pm

What's the best way to do that, you think?
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Re: Banned from the Vatican forum!

Post by Mallardz » Tue May 24, 2011 5:58 pm

Impersonate a woman claim he slept with you..... oh and you're pregnant.
Super injunction that Pope Benedict.
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Re: Banned from the Vatican forum!

Post by DaveD » Tue May 24, 2011 6:04 pm

Post a pic.
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Re: Banned from the Vatican forum!

Post by Mysturji » Tue May 24, 2011 6:35 pm

Hi!
I like little boys, especially when they're in a dress, and I think plying them with wine would be a good way to lower their resistance.
How do I become a priest?
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Re: Banned from the Vatican forum!

Post by devogue » Tue May 24, 2011 6:36 pm

Mysturji wrote:
Hi!
I like little boys, especially when they're in a dress, and I think plying them with wine would be a good way to lower their resistance.
How do I become a priest?
He wants to get banned, not made an admin. :roll:
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Re: Banned from the Vatican forum!

Post by Mysturji » Tue May 24, 2011 6:55 pm

devogue wrote:
Mysturji wrote:
Hi!
I like little boys, especially when they're in a dress, and I think plying them with wine would be a good way to lower their resistance.
How do I become a priest?
He wants to get banned, not made an admin. :roll:
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I have dual nationality, and I suggested to my parish priest that one way to increase his congregation size would be to allow dual religionality: that is, you can be a Catholic and (say) a Protestant or a Muslim or a Jew or a Hindu or a Buddhist, etc.
I must say, he was rather rude in response to what I thought was a helpful suggestion, and I think he needs to be taught a lesson.
What's the best way to report him for paedophilia? Go to the police, or the NSPCC?
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Re: Banned from the Vatican forum!

Post by klr » Tue May 24, 2011 7:14 pm

DaveD wrote:Post a pic.
:{D

And wouldn't someone get excommunicated from the Vatican forum, not just banned? :ask:
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Post by Arse » Tue May 24, 2011 7:25 pm

You could join with an avatar of Ian Paisley shouting. That would get you banned on your first post probly.
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Re: Banned from the Vatican forum!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue May 24, 2011 7:31 pm

Arse wrote:You could join with an avatar of Ian Paisley shouting. That would get you banned on your first post probly.
Or Father Coughlin.

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Post by Svartalf » Tue May 24, 2011 7:53 pm

Start by calling all Catholics heretics for ascribing divine nature to Jesus, and for indulging in idolatry for adoring a triple god and its mother.
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Re: Banned from the Vatican forum!

Post by DaveD » Tue May 24, 2011 7:56 pm

klr wrote:
DaveD wrote:Post a pic.
:{D

And wouldn't someone get excommunicated from the Vatican forum, not just banned? :ask:
Win/win
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Re: Banned from the Vatican forum!

Post by klr » Tue May 24, 2011 8:09 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Arse wrote:You could join with an avatar of Ian Paisley shouting. That would get you banned on your first post probly.
Or Father Coughlin.

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Coughlin v. Big Ian ... that would have been a real heavyweight contest. :slapfiht:
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Re: Banned from the Vatican forum!

Post by Callan » Tue May 24, 2011 9:29 pm

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Re: Banned from the Vatican forum!

Post by redunderthebed » Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:34 am

Gawdzilla wrote:
Arse wrote:You could join with an avatar of Ian Paisley shouting. That would get you banned on your first post probly.
Or Father Coughlin.

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Re: Banned from the Vatican forum!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:41 am

redunderthebed wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Arse wrote:You could join with an avatar of Ian Paisley shouting. That would get you banned on your first post probly.
Or Father Coughlin.

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