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Camping - Was not wrong, it was a spiritual rapture

Post by cowiz » Tue May 24, 2011 2:05 am

Rescheduled for October

http://gawker.com/5804846/rapture-predi ... october-21

What a fucking total tool
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Re: Camping - Was not wrong, it was a spiritual rapture

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Re: Camping - Was not wrong, it was a spiritual rapture

Post by Gallstones » Tue May 24, 2011 2:11 am

OFFS!

What a surprise. :roll:
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Post by cowiz » Tue May 24, 2011 2:14 am

I think we have enough evidence that the guy should be committed.

If this was not about religion he'd be in a straight jacket in a padded room.
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Re: Camping - Was not wrong, it was a spiritual rapture

Post by Gallstones » Tue May 24, 2011 2:22 am

I think what he deserves is to be laughed at then ignored.

He's 80 fucking 9 years old, how much time does he have left anyway?

Besides, fools deserve to be separated from their money cause they are stupid.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue May 24, 2011 2:39 am

pawiz wrote:Rescheduled for October

http://gawker.com/5804846/rapture-predi ... october-21

What a fucking total tool
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue May 24, 2011 2:49 am

Oh and by the way the October date isn't new - his claim before was that the rapture would happen in May and the actual end of the world would be in October.
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Post by laklak » Tue May 24, 2011 4:10 am

What a tard.
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Re: Camping - Was not wrong, it was a spiritual rapture

Post by maiforpeace » Tue May 24, 2011 4:14 am

The dates are getting closer and closer...maybe he's trying to time this for when he naturally would die or something?

Which would do many a people a huge favor if this were true.
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Calibration Error : Campings Greatest Blunder

Post by Atheist-Lite » Tue May 24, 2011 11:29 am

http://news.uk.msn.com/world/articles.a ... =157774718

Preacher alters doomsday prediction

California preacher Harold Camping has said his prophecy that the world would end was off by five months because Judgment Day will actually come on October 21.

Mr Camping, who predicted that 200 million Christians would be taken to heaven on Saturday before the Earth was destroyed, said he felt so terrible when his doomsday prediction did not come true that he left home and took refuge in a motel with his wife.

His independent ministry, Family Radio International, spent millions - some of it from donations made by followers - on more than 5,000 billboards and 20 vehicles plastered with the Judgment Day message.

But Mr Camping said he has now realised the apocalypse will come five months after May 21, the original date he predicted. He had earlier said October 21 was when the globe would be consumed by a fireball.

(continued)

He set this up...the entire thing is a classic contrick....he's bought time for his getaway, should he live to 90. He's a frigging engineer, not even a theist. :smoke:
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Re: Calibration Error : Campings Greatest Blunder

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue May 24, 2011 11:35 am

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Re: Calibration Error : Campings Greatest Blunder

Post by klr » Tue May 24, 2011 11:49 am

Oh fuck, we have to go through this crap again in October. :doh:
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Re: Calibration Error : Campings Greatest Blunder

Post by Atheist-Lite » Tue May 24, 2011 12:17 pm

klr wrote:Oh fuck, we have to go through this crap again in October. :doh:
No, it'll all be over by the end of August. :smoke:
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Re: Camping - Was not wrong, it was a spiritual rapture

Post by cowiz » Tue May 24, 2011 1:46 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Wrong?? Nevah! :funny:
He looks identical in 1994 as he does today!

And equally fucking as mad as a box of frogs.
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