We have probably had this thread or something like it before but what the hell..
Suppose the rapture happens and when all the good guys are transported up to heaven and god gets around to dealing with us sinners. What would you say to his hugeness by way of an excuse or a response to his huge wrathfulness?
Say you met god after the rapture....?
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That made me LOL!Bella Fortuna wrote:Sowwy.
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"You're big! It's really going to hurt, isn't it?"
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Apart from the stock Bertrand Russell answer?
Or, how about:
"Fuck off you cunt, now that the fundies are all gone we've got a shot at making things actually work on this planet."
Or, how about:
"Fuck off you cunt, now that the fundies are all gone we've got a shot at making things actually work on this planet."
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I'd tell him I still don't believe in him, so he can fuck right off.
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I wouldn't say anything to him, I'd tell a good friend to please drive me to the hospital because I was suffering severe delusions 
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I would call him a cunt.
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I'm not interested in God. I just want my awesome dragon with seven heads and the horns and the casting down of stars from the sky and what not.
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Don't forget the Whore of Babylon.Animavore wrote:I'm not interested in God. I just want my awesome dragon with seven heads and the horns and the casting down of stars from the sky and what not.
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I wonder if a god dies every time you say 'I don't believe in gods' 
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I would say something along the lines of: Well... Shit. I'm fucked, right?Rum wrote:We have probably had this thread or something like it before but what the hell..
Suppose the rapture happens and when all the good guys are transported up to heaven and god gets around to dealing with us sinners. What would you say to his hugeness by way of an excuse or a response to his huge wrathfulness?
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I'd ask if He gives good head, cause that's the only way I'd love Him.
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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