Proof of Creation!

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Re: Proof of Creation!

Post by Geoff » Mon May 09, 2011 3:06 pm

That's convinced me. Brb, gotta start packing for the rapture..
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Re: Proof of Creation!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon May 09, 2011 3:50 pm

This, folks, is the enemy. The biggest threat we face is complacency.

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Post by Azathoth » Mon May 09, 2011 4:00 pm

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Re: Proof of Creation!

Post by camoguard » Mon May 09, 2011 7:50 pm

I kind of liked the brevity and on topic presentation of his point of view. However, I'm not convinced.

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Re: Proof of Creation!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon May 09, 2011 8:37 pm

What came first? Retards or bibles? :eddy:
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But retards come from bibles! :prof:
Oh... :ask: in that case... bibles? :dunno:
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Re: Proof of Creation!

Post by Pappa » Mon May 09, 2011 10:37 pm

A dinosaur laid and egg, and out hatched a bird. Simple.
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Re: Proof of Creation!

Post by klr » Mon May 09, 2011 10:39 pm

Pappa wrote:A dinosaur laid and egg, and out hatched a bird. Simple.
I can almost visualize RD raising a finger and readying a lengthy and erudite (and possibly slightly indignant) response to that flat declaration. :prof:
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Re: Proof of Creation!

Post by Tero » Mon May 09, 2011 11:06 pm

The cool atheist response
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=havKofKN ... re=related[/youtube]

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Re: Proof of Creation!

Post by camoguard » Tue May 10, 2011 1:30 pm

Bored! I agree with the atheist's perspective. From an entertainment perspective the first youtube video (the believer's) is better. It's shorter, snappier, and he switches his hat when he plays a different role.

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Re: Proof of Creation!

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue May 10, 2011 1:58 pm

Pappa wrote:A dinosaur laid and egg, and out hatched a bird. Simple.
I wonder why folks have such a hard time with the concept. I mean, of course a dinosaur didn't lay an egg that hatched a bird. A dinosaur laid an egg that was consistent with the DNA of the parents, but not exact. The differences included some drift in the genes, statistically probable differences based on the possible combination of genes, together with possible random mutations. Each generation produces another generation, each bearing the qualities governed by the genes which for one reason or another survive in statistically greater numbers. As time goes on, slight changes from one generation to the next add up to large changes such that it would be impossible for generation 1 to have given birth directly to generation 10,000.

I also don't understand what is so awful about the concept that makes people so skittish. It's like it creeps people out, or offends their sense of humanity. To me, it seems that it's either true or false, and whether true or false it changes nothing as far as we are concerned. We still live and breathe the same, it dictates no course of action, no value judgment, no moral system, and no ethical system. It does not mandate that we act like other kinds of animals act, and it does not mandate that we behave badly.

Maybe people just think it says that we must be the same as chimpanzees or something, and that somehow denigrates us as a species. I don't see why they can't just accept the fact that we aren't the same as chimpanzees, and that even if we had chimp or monkey-like ancestors millions of years ago, I don't see why that means we have to think of ourselves as "like" those creatures. We are separated by millions of years. We're different. Who cares?

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