I been calculating the rapture and apparantly it's axiomatic that heaven = 17
Anyone know why?
Why Does 17 = Heaven
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Why Does 17 = Heaven
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Re: Why Does 17 = Heaven
Does it have something to do with temptation? 
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Re: Why Does 17 = Heaven
I thought it was 42?
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Re: Why Does 17 = Heaven
All I know is that if the Devil is 6 then God is 7 and, uh, this monkey's gone to Heaven 
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Re: Why Does 17 = Heaven
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_end_times_prediction
A commonly cited proof in favor of the May 21st date is:
1.According to Camping, the number five equals "atonement", the number ten equals "completeness", and the number seventeen equals "heaven".
2.Christ is said to have hung on the cross on April 1, 33 AD. The time between April 1, 33 AD and April 1, 2011 is 1,978 years.
3.If 1,978 is multiplied by 365.2422 days (the number of days in a solar year, not to be confused with the lunar year), the result is 722,449.
4.The time between April 1 and May 21st is 51 days.
5.51 added to 722,449 is 722,500.
6.(5 x 10 x 17)2 or (atonement x completeness x heaven)2 also equals 722,500.
Thus, Camping concludes that 5 x 10 x 17 is telling us a "story from the time Christ made payment for our sins until we're completely saved."[17
A commonly cited proof in favor of the May 21st date is:
1.According to Camping, the number five equals "atonement", the number ten equals "completeness", and the number seventeen equals "heaven".
2.Christ is said to have hung on the cross on April 1, 33 AD. The time between April 1, 33 AD and April 1, 2011 is 1,978 years.
3.If 1,978 is multiplied by 365.2422 days (the number of days in a solar year, not to be confused with the lunar year), the result is 722,449.
4.The time between April 1 and May 21st is 51 days.
5.51 added to 722,449 is 722,500.
6.(5 x 10 x 17)2 or (atonement x completeness x heaven)2 also equals 722,500.
Thus, Camping concludes that 5 x 10 x 17 is telling us a "story from the time Christ made payment for our sins until we're completely saved."[17
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Re: Why Does 17 = Heaven
And people believe this shit?.Morticia. wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_end_times_prediction
A commonly cited proof in favor of the May 21st date is:
1.According to Camping, the number five equals "atonement", the number ten equals "completeness", and the number seventeen equals "heaven".
2.Christ is said to have hung on the cross on April 1, 33 AD. The time between April 1, 33 AD and April 1, 2011 is 1,978 years.
3.If 1,978 is multiplied by 365.2422 days (the number of days in a solar year, not to be confused with the lunar year), the result is 722,449.
4.The time between April 1 and May 21st is 51 days.
5.51 added to 722,449 is 722,500.
6.(5 x 10 x 17)2 or (atonement x completeness x heaven)2 also equals 722,500.
Thus, Camping concludes that 5 x 10 x 17 is telling us a "story from the time Christ made payment for our sins until we're completely saved."[17
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Re: Why Does 17 = Heaven
Yes, yes they do.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. ~ Marx
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Re: Why Does 17 = Heaven
No wonder they've come up with 666 different dates for it.
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Re: Why Does 17 = Heaven
What an horrific waste of good maths. 
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You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
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This is the wrong forum for bluffing
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Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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