"Atheist's are people who hate God."
Edit: Yeah I know I spelt atheist wrong
Funny Misinterpretations of 'Athiest'
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Funny Misinterpretations of 'Athiest'
I've heard a few in my time. One I hear a lot is....
"Atheist's are people who hate God."
Edit: Yeah I know I spelt atheist wrong
"Atheist's are people who hate God."
Edit: Yeah I know I spelt atheist wrong
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Re: Funny Misinterpretations of 'Athiest'
I always want to spell it that way too.
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"atheism is a belief".
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
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It is a belief, to me. A belief that the universe exists without the influence of any deity or mystical creator.
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Absolutely right, stripes. It's a belief because you cannot objectively prove one way or the other whether there exists a deity or mystical creator. It's a widespread belief of atheists, of necessity. Anyone who has been exposed to theistic concepts, and who has consciously rejected them, holds such beliefs.stripes4 wrote:It is a belief, to me. A belief that the universe exists without the influence of any deity or mystical creator.
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Re: Funny Misinterpretations of 'Athiest'
Atheists are commies.
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Atheists are 121.92 meter fire-breathing mutant lizard-thingys.
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I'm atheist commie cum....... sorry , scum 
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