Beard but no moustache? WTF?

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Beard but no moustache? WTF?

Post by Mysturji » Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:21 pm

Seriously, what's up with that?
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I mean, do they not realise how fucking stupid that looks?
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It's not just the muslims, either:
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It seems that the only thing these guys have in common is religiosity... They don't even subscribe to the same brand of fruitloopery.
Does it say somewhere in The Book Of Derp "Thou shalt grow thy beard to a luxurious length, but thou must shaveth thy moustache, to declare your membership to the Holy Brotherhood of Fuckwit."?
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Is it some kind of equivalent to the Freemasons' funny handshake? A way for them to recognise each other?
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Re: Beard but no moustache? WTF?

Post by normal » Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:24 pm

I'm willing to argue that the last pic is Weird Al
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Post by borealis » Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:24 pm

:FBM:
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Bullshit is bullshit whatever you call it. It doesnt matter if it was an ancient nutter's fantasy or a more recent nutter's.



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Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:26 pm

It's the international symbol of twattishness.


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Post by borealis » Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:27 pm

normal wrote:I'm willing to argue that the last pic is Weird Al
Azathoth wrote:
Bullshit is bullshit whatever you call it. It doesnt matter if it was an ancient nutter's fantasy or a more recent nutter's.



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Post by Mysturji » Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:28 pm

normal wrote:I'm willing to argue that the last pic is Weird Al
In this instance, he's no weirder than the rest of them.
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Post by Mysturji » Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:28 pm

Animavore wrote:Image
See what I mean?
Sir Figg Newton wrote:If I have seen further than others, it is only because I am surrounded by midgets.
Cormac wrote:Doom predictors have been with humans right through our history. They are like the proverbial stopped clock - right twice a day, but not due to the efficacy of their prescience.
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Post by Mysturji » Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:29 pm

borealis wrote:
normal wrote:I'm willing to argue that the last pic is Weird Al
Blocked on copyright grounds. :lay:
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Re: Beard but no moustache? WTF?

Post by Millefleur » Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:40 pm

Animavore wrote:Image
*shudder*

He looks like one of those pictures of a paedophile printed in the paper after sentencing and you just look at it and think 'Yep, paedo'.
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Post by Tigger » Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:11 pm

OP: Agreed.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:16 pm

Millefleur wrote:
Animavore wrote:Image
*shudder*

He looks like one of those pictures of a paedophile printed in the paper after sentencing and you just look at it and think 'Yep, paedo'.
He's worse. He wants to fuck your children's minds - forever! :nono:
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Post by rachelbean » Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:18 pm

It's a disgrace! Mustaches 4eva! :{D
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Post by maiforpeace » Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:19 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:It's the international symbol of twattishness.


Hey girls! Don't miss out! (except these have moustaches too): http://www.etsy.com/shop/imadeyouabeard ... _shop_more
We don't miss out...we just have to wait until we are 60 or so. :zilla:
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Post by Millefleur » Thu Jan 27, 2011 7:20 pm

Shit, just realised the other half has a beard but no 'tasche :fp: :lol: Although it's less of a beard, more of a furry chin. :ask:
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