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Post by Santa_Claus » Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:18 am

Just sayin' :funny:

Kinda like jews celebrating Hitlers Birthday.........
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Post by charlou » Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:24 am

Says the guy in the jolly red costume ... ;)
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Post by Chuck Jones » Sat Dec 25, 2010 11:52 am

It's quiet because you fucking atheists can't resist christmas. You bitch and whine all year round but as soon as the tree goes up and the presents get handed around, you turn into fucking christians practically overnight. I bet even hacky boy is in church right now, singing hymns, the cunt. Atheists, always remember, you are incapable of throwing a party so you have to hijack theists bashes, you fucking bastards.
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Post by Tigger » Sat Dec 25, 2010 11:57 am

Chuck Jones wrote:It's quiet because you fucking atheists can't resist christmas. You bitch and whine all year round but as soon as the tree goes up and the presents get handed around, you turn into fucking christians practically overnight. I bet even hacky boy is in church right now, singing hymns, the cunt. Atheists, always remember, you are incapable of throwing a party so you have to hijack theists bashes, you fucking bastards.
I'll have you know I was collecting my wife at work the other night, and I cleaned a random car of an igloo of snow as I waited for her. So I am a poifect Xian.
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Post by Millefleur » Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:04 pm

lolz, not being able to resist Christmas makes us Christians :funny: I'm going to open a couple of presents, stuff my face, get pissed and watch crappy Christmas tv then thoroughly enjoy our first night alone in our own room sans children for over 5 years - I can assure you my night will be very un-Christian :funny:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:06 pm

Merry Potlatch!
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Post by Chuck Jones » Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:08 pm

Millefleur wrote:lolz, not being able to resist Christmas makes us Christians :funny: I'm going to open a couple of presents, stuff my face, get pissed and watch crappy Christmas tv then thoroughly enjoy our first night alone in our own room sans children for over 5 years - I can assure you my night will be very un-Christian :funny:
What are you going to do, play with your maggot all night?
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Post by Millefleur » Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:11 pm

Chuck Jones wrote:
Millefleur wrote:lolz, not being able to resist Christmas makes us Christians :funny: I'm going to open a couple of presents, stuff my face, get pissed and watch crappy Christmas tv then thoroughly enjoy our first night alone in our own room sans children for over 5 years - I can assure you my night will be very un-Christian :funny:
What are you going to do, play with your maggot all night?
No, Chuck. My other half is actually called Christian, so you could say I'm going to thoroughly abuse a Christian tonight :dance:
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Post by Chuck Jones » Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:13 pm

Yeah, well, like I say, you're going to play with your maggot all night.
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Post by DaveDodo007 » Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:18 pm

Sorry I was out murdering my quota of Christians, did I miss anything. :dalek:
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Post by Chuck Jones » Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:19 pm

No, go back to sleep.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:22 pm

DaveDodo007 wrote:Sorry I was out murdering my quota of Christians, did I miss anything. :dalek:
Queue up for baked christian baby over there. Try the veal.
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Post by maiforpeace » Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:25 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
DaveDodo007 wrote:Sorry I was out murdering my quota of Christians, did I miss anything. :dalek:
Queue up for baked christian baby over there. Try the veal.
The veal is a bit tasteless, try the oxen, or the ass.

I see some have already tried the ass. :smoke:
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Post by Azathoth » Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:25 pm

Chuck Jones wrote: Atheists, always remember, you are incapable of throwing a party so you have to hijack theists bashes, you fucking bastards.
The irony. It burns. Xtians are the biggest party hijackers out there. It was the only way they could convert people to their nonsense
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:26 pm

maiforpeace wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
DaveDodo007 wrote:Sorry I was out murdering my quota of Christians, did I miss anything. :dalek:
Queue up for baked christian baby over there. Try the veal.
The veal is a bit tasteless, try the oxen, or the ass.

I see some have already tried the ass. :smoke:
I thought he had his own forum? :think:
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