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Muslins WTF.

Post by DaveDodo007 » Mon Dec 13, 2010 10:55 pm

Not a day goes by without me having to read about their seer stupidity, trying to blow up xmas shoppers in Sweden, arresting someone for throwing a business card in the bin because the owner of the card was named Mohammed. Seriously WTF this just one of the many events that seem to be happening on a daily basis. You really are a bunch of fuck up tossers. Either get a grip, grow a pair or fuck off and die. Your gods a psycho, your religion shit, your prophet is a lunatic (piss be apon him). Yes I am an Islamophobe you would have to be insane not to be. I'm about to burst a blood vessel if these nutjobs aren't dealt with soon. Seriously I'm as left as they come but I will be joining the EDL if these fuckwits don't calm down and join us in reality.
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Post by cowiz » Mon Dec 13, 2010 10:56 pm

Yes, but can they spell?
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Post by DaveDodo007 » Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:11 pm

I don't know but I at least have the excuse that I'm in a Jack Daniels fueled rage at the latest atrocity bless on us by the religion of peace. Who the fuck are you pawiz? My English teacher. You can go and suck Allah's cock you knob!
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Post by cowiz » Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:11 pm

DaveDodo007 wrote:I don't know but I at least have the excuse that I'm in a Jack Daniels fueled rage at the latest atrocity bless on us by the religion of peace. Who the fuck are you pawiz? My English teacher. You can go and suck Allah's cock you knob!
Oooh touchy. I was asking about Muslims not you.
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Re: Muslins WTF.

Post by Tigger » Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:12 pm

DaveDodo007 wrote:I don't know but I at least have the excuse that I'm in a Jack Daniels fueled rage at the latest atrocity bless on us by the religion of peace. Who the fuck are you pawiz? My English teacher. You can go and suck Allah's cock you knob!
Can we assume that this is a jest? "Fuck off" is what pawiz is accustomed to. :biggrin:
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Post by Millefleur » Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:12 pm

:whisper: I don't think any of us are Muslims, hence 'rationalia'.
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Post by cowiz » Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:13 pm

Tigger wrote:
DaveDodo007 wrote:I don't know but I at least have the excuse that I'm in a Jack Daniels fueled rage at the latest atrocity bless on us by the religion of peace. Who the fuck are you pawiz? My English teacher. You can go and suck Allah's cock you knob!
Can we assume that this is a jest? "Fuck off" is what pawiz is accustomed to. :biggrin:
I can only recall being told to fuck off 12,301 times on this forum, so it's hardly a custom.

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Post by stripes4 » Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:17 pm

DaveDodo007 wrote:I don't know but I at least have the excuse that I'm in a Jack Daniels fueled rage at the latest atrocity bless on us by the religion of peace. Who the fuck are you pawiz? My English teacher. You can go and suck Allah's cock you knob!
Is sucking Allah's cock allowed? I would double check first. they seem to have many rules. :sighsm:
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Post by cowiz » Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:18 pm

stripes4 wrote:
DaveDodo007 wrote:I don't know but I at least have the excuse that I'm in a Jack Daniels fueled rage at the latest atrocity bless on us by the religion of peace. Who the fuck are you pawiz? My English teacher. You can go and suck Allah's cock you knob!
Is sucking Allah's cock allowed? I would double check first. they seem to have many rules. :sighsm:
Not if it's been dipped in lard first if I recall
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Post by Millefleur » Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:19 pm

stripes4 wrote:
DaveDodo007 wrote:I don't know but I at least have the excuse that I'm in a Jack Daniels fueled rage at the latest atrocity bless on us by the religion of peace. Who the fuck are you pawiz? My English teacher. You can go and suck Allah's cock you knob!
Is sucking Allah's cock allowed? I would double check first. they seem to have many rules. :sighsm:
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Post by stripes4 » Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:20 pm

pawiz wrote:
stripes4 wrote:
DaveDodo007 wrote:I don't know but I at least have the excuse that I'm in a Jack Daniels fueled rage at the latest atrocity bless on us by the religion of peace. Who the fuck are you pawiz? My English teacher. You can go and suck Allah's cock you knob!
Is sucking Allah's cock allowed? I would double check first. they seem to have many rules. :sighsm:
Not if it's been dipped in lard first if I recall
Technically no, unless the lard has been slightly warmed in a copper pot first, that has been blessed and consecrated by the first blood of a virgin
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Post by rachelbean » Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:28 pm

I hate muslin cause it irritates my skin. I prefer softer cotton or cotton-silk blends :mrgreen:
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Re: Muslins WTF.

Post by DaveDodo007 » Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:35 pm

Yes, but can they spell?

If you were referring to the many spelling of Mohammed then I apologize. Though it was a bit to subtle for this hour.

I don't think any of us are Muslims, hence 'rationalia'.

Maybe but the last time I told muslins to fuck off and die it was on ratskep and they pulled my post.
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Post by Mysturji » Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:36 pm

Muslims don't drink Jack Daniels, so more for us! :tup:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Dec 13, 2010 11:38 pm

rachelbean wrote:I hate muslin cause it irritates my skin. I prefer softer cotton or cotton-silk blends :mrgreen:
I imagine Muslims might irritate your skin too... :ask:
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