As Spinoza99 has not yet named this new god or religion I will do that for him by using the techniques of other religions throughout the ages - of borrowing bits from existing religions to provide instant credibility. and from laziness.
Therefore I name this new God - Onan.
And all followers (and preachers) will therefore henceforth be known as Onanists.
(I shall spread the word about Onanism on my next bus journey
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