My God Could Kick Your God's Arse

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My God Could Kick Your God's Arse

Post by cowiz » Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:49 am

Your god is a poofer. Bring it on...
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Re: My God Could Kick Your God's Arse

Post by lsdetroit » Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:51 am

my god is an indian who can turn into a wolf
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Re: My God Could Kick Your God's Arse

Post by cowiz » Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:53 am

lsdetroit wrote:my god is an indian who can turn into a wolf
My God is Chuck Norris - I win
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Re: My God Could Kick Your God's Arse

Post by lsdetroit » Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:55 am

pawiz wrote:
lsdetroit wrote:my god is an indian who can turn into a wolf
My God is Chuck Norris - I win

chuck norris is a two bit ass clown. god bless america.
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Re: My God Could Kick Your God's Arse

Post by Ian » Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:01 am

My God is the really spiteful, hitting-below-the-belt, dirty fighting kind. The kind that will turn your God into a pillar of salt or have frogs rains down on him.
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Re: My God Could Kick Your God's Arse

Post by cowiz » Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:02 am

My god has no morals and will rape your children and kill your family
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Re: My God Could Kick Your God's Arse

Post by Azathoth » Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:23 am

My god will save you for dessert

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Re: My God Could Kick Your God's Arse

Post by FBM » Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:35 am

All I got's Buddha. I knew he was a pussy all along.
Ghatanothoa wrote:My god will save you for dessert

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Re: My God Could Kick Your God's Arse

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:56 am

FBM wrote:All I got's Buddha. I knew he was a pussy all along.
Ghatanothoa wrote:My god will save you for dessert

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Re: My God Could Kick Your God's Arse

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:18 am

My god's dad's bigger than yours! :Erasb:
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Re: My God Could Kick Your God's Arse

Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:42 am

My god doesn't exist. By default he wins because there's no way you can take him out.
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Re: My God Could Kick Your God's Arse

Post by Rob » Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:13 am

pawiz wrote:
lsdetroit wrote:my god is an indian who can turn into a wolf
My God is Chuck Norris - I win
I think you are guilty of the argument ad roundhouse-eum.
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Re: My God Could Kick Your God's Arse

Post by FBM » Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:25 am

Gawdzilla wrote:
FBM wrote:All I got's Buddha. I knew he was a pussy all along.
Ghatanothoa wrote:My god will save you for dessert

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Win. Thread over.
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Re: My God Could Kick Your God's Arse

Post by Rob » Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:31 am

I have more faith in gold. :coffee:
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Re: My God Could Kick Your God's Arse

Post by Trolldor » Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:37 am

Cthulhu isn't a god, he's an 'old one'. Huge difference.
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