Accosted by fundies in cycle fucking hats!

[Rum]

I was accosted by a Mormon or Jehovah's witness or some such twat while I was out walking the pooches this evening. I could tell from a distance what the guy was. 22 or 23, white short sleeve shirt and a sober tie...what else would he be? The glasses and cycle and particularly the cycle helmet made him look about as uncool as anyone I think I have ever seen. That is a bit shallow I suppose, but WTF.

The guy cycled up to me and said 'excuse me can I share some good news with you about the Lord?'

'No', I said, 'I am an atheist and I am not in the remotest bit interested in your silliness' - my exact words. ..And I walked on - slowly, half hoping he would try to catch me up at which point I had it planned to do the Hitch thing about humans being around 100,000 years and god's revelation to a wandering tribe only happening 3 or 4 thousand years ago,blah blah..

Anyway he spotted another victim instead so I was walked on feeling a little unfulfilled in sadistic sort of way... :sighsm:

Fucking idiots.

[Thinking Aloud]

I've been waiting for something like that to happen to me for months.

[Bella Fortuna]

Them's the Mormons. They wear special trousers that have a pocket on the leg to keep their gobbledygook in.

[cowiz]

Such a closed mind. I can't believe you did not hang around to hear the "good news"

[Bella Fortuna]

Such a closed mind. I can't believe you did not hang around to hear the "good news"

I've got some good news for them. I won't go on a tirade if they stay fucking clear of me.

[Rum]

I know the feeling. I felt unfulfilled by my experience. Perhaps one day I will have the opportunity.

I dream of doing a Hitchen's total demolition job one day. Sadly I know I am not quite up to his level of ruthless gutting of opponents.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I have a good response when they accost me on the street.

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

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[tattuchu]

I have a good response when they accost me on the street.

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

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Oh dear
No. No, best keep that to yourself. Or better yet, let Ayaan appreciate it Best not to waste it on the Morons.

[JimC]

Cycle helmets are probably a good idea, it will save them headaches when they are repeatedy struck with blunt objects...

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Cycle helmets are probably a good idea, it will save them headaches when they are repeatedy struck with blunt objects...

And it can be used as a suppository if they're particularly obnoxious.

[owtth]

Why do they never accost me???????????

Is it my shaven head? I don't think so.
Is it my simple attire? Hardly
Is it my contented visage? unlikely
Is it the great big knife in my hand? We may be on to something.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Why do they never accost me???????????

Is it my shaven head? I don't think so.
Is it my simple attire? Hardly
Is it my contented visage? unlikely
Is it the great big knife in my hand? We may be on to something.

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[owtth]

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And yet they never come in for a chat.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

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And yet they never come in for a chat.

Some of them have stayed for lunch.

[Bella Fortuna]

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And yet they never come in for a chat.

Some of them have stayed for lunch.

I hope you cooked them until they were tender.